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Donovan
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Snarkbucket, cat-dad, electronic music addict, spec-lit enjoyer. A sockful of nickles wrapped in candy. He/Him
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IYKYK
A wrapper from Little Lucca sandwich shop.
October 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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New season of Good Omens just dropped.
Two chickens, one black, one white, stand on a marble floor facing the camera. In the distance through the window behind them, lightning forks down from the sky.
September 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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September 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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What the fuck is this?
A BlueSky notification titled "Age Assurance", containing the text "The laws in your location require you to verify you're an adult before accessing certain features on BlueSky, like adult content and direct messaging."
August 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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The kitty in question.
A black and white cat snoozes comfortably on its side between two blanket-covered human legs.
August 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Got bored last night.
August 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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The average American has three friends.
A picture of Sir Didymus, Hoggle, and Ludo from the film Labyrinth.
May 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Karl having some feelings about the dog attack on the Nelwyn village.
A black and white cat lies on a black and blue blanket, cautious concern painted across his face.
April 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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April 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Post a shirt that really hasn't aged well.
A t-shirt that says, "You have died of ethics in games journalism."
April 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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"Hey! That's my chair."
"Not like it has your name on it or anything."
"Umm..."
A gray and white cat naps on a blanket on a chair. The blanket has the name "Donovan" embroidered on a corner.
April 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Is there anything more fulfilling than your pet lying in your lap, snoring softly?

This has been a rhetorical question.
A black and white cat lies on a blue and black blanket, eyes closed in deep sleep.
March 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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The cats are attempting to communicate with some sort of hobo code now.
Five different cat toys sit on a carpet, all roughly in a single line.
March 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Your daily fitness inspiration.
A black and white cat sleeps soundly in the top level of his cat tree, a roof and trees visible through the window in the background.
March 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Watching Flow (2024) and Karl made a friend.
An animated cat is displayed on a computer screen. A live black and white cat tentatively reaches out a paw to nudge at the image.
February 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Next time my financial advisor asks me what my retirement goals are, I'll just show them this.
Two cats, one black and white, the other gray and white, curl up next to each other in a cat tree near a window. Both are sleeping peacefully.
February 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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AI still rocking the classics.
A chat thread with an AI agent. The user asks, "How many 'r's are in 'strawberry'?" The AI responds, "There are two 'r's in 'strawberry'."
February 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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#CatTax
A black and white cat sleeps, front legs curled around the arm of his owner.
February 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Timeline cleanse. Pun intended.
A black and white cat uses its front paws to hold a rear paw up to its mouth for a thorough clean.
February 1, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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There's only one answer.
Chidi Anagonye
December 25, 2024 at 7:12 PM
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You will be visited by three spirits.
Fezzik, Indigo, and Vizzini from the Princess Bride stand over you.
December 24, 2024 at 4:10 PM
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Bart Simpson stands at a blackboard, angrily copying out, "I will not engage in stochastic terrorism" multiple times.
December 5, 2024 at 1:55 AM
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Welp, that seems about right.
A Spotify Wrapped screenshot where Sloth from the Goonies is the lone Top Artist and the only song is titled "Hey You Guys". Minutes listened are 525600.
December 4, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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Keep it up folks. It's working.
Headline from NME reading: Morrissey says war on "free speech" is stopping him releasing music.
November 19, 2024 at 10:57 PM
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I thought as a society we had moved beyond slut-shaming produce, but here we are.
A sign at a grocery store that says "loose carrots".
October 26, 2024 at 8:56 PM