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there was a time when we were excited to buy dolls that smelled like artificial fruit flavor
June 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
there was a time when we were excited to buy dolls that smelled like artificial fruit flavor
spice up boring conversations or end them quickly by talking about your favorite things flavored with anise, but pronounce it "anus"
February 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
spice up boring conversations or end them quickly by talking about your favorite things flavored with anise, but pronounce it "anus"
if you're going to take that long to get to the end of the song, maybe you shouldn't name your band "Rush"
February 9, 2025 at 5:32 AM
if you're going to take that long to get to the end of the song, maybe you shouldn't name your band "Rush"
"Nothing that only men like is cool."
IYKYK
IYKYK
February 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
"Nothing that only men like is cool."
IYKYK
IYKYK
Sometimes you feel like a rhyme
Sometimes you don't
Lots of poems got rhymes
This don't
Sometimes you don't
Lots of poems got rhymes
This don't
January 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Sometimes you feel like a rhyme
Sometimes you don't
Lots of poems got rhymes
This don't
Sometimes you don't
Lots of poems got rhymes
This don't
Reposted
A man in Indiana made an AT-AT costume for his horse, intending to only get a few pictures before removing it. When he took off the headpiece the horse got upset and insisted that he put it back on, which made the horse happy again. Now the horse isn't allowing him to remove any piece of the costume
January 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
A man in Indiana made an AT-AT costume for his horse, intending to only get a few pictures before removing it. When he took off the headpiece the horse got upset and insisted that he put it back on, which made the horse happy again. Now the horse isn't allowing him to remove any piece of the costume
no stories about fires consuming CEOs' houses means they haven't
or they have, but the CEOs are at one of their other houses and haven't checked on them
or they have, but the CEOs are at one of their other houses and haven't checked on them
January 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
no stories about fires consuming CEOs' houses means they haven't
or they have, but the CEOs are at one of their other houses and haven't checked on them
or they have, but the CEOs are at one of their other houses and haven't checked on them
all bakery items "pull apart"
you just didn't feel like cutting it, dude
you just didn't feel like cutting it, dude
January 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
all bakery items "pull apart"
you just didn't feel like cutting it, dude
you just didn't feel like cutting it, dude
little fish, big fish, swimming in the water
come back here, man, give me my butter
come back here, man, give me my butter
January 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
little fish, big fish, swimming in the water
come back here, man, give me my butter
come back here, man, give me my butter
c'mon, your hip hop career is RIGHT THERE, LeeAnn Rimes
January 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
c'mon, your hip hop career is RIGHT THERE, LeeAnn Rimes
You're living in your own private "I dunno"
You're living in your own private "I dunno"
You're living in your own private "I dunno"
January 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
You're living in your own private "I dunno"
You're living in your own private "I dunno"
You're living in your own private "I dunno"
GMC: introducing the brand new GMC DENIAL
Everyone:
GMC: <additional focus testing>
GMC: ahem, introducing the brand new GMC DENALI
Everyone: ooooooh
Everyone:
GMC: <additional focus testing>
GMC: ahem, introducing the brand new GMC DENALI
Everyone: ooooooh
January 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
GMC: introducing the brand new GMC DENIAL
Everyone:
GMC: <additional focus testing>
GMC: ahem, introducing the brand new GMC DENALI
Everyone: ooooooh
Everyone:
GMC: <additional focus testing>
GMC: ahem, introducing the brand new GMC DENALI
Everyone: ooooooh
There'll be parties for hosting
Marshmallows for toasting
And Carolyn out in the snow
Dave you were supposed to keep an eye on Carolyn
Marshmallows for toasting
And Carolyn out in the snow
Dave you were supposed to keep an eye on Carolyn
January 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
There'll be parties for hosting
Marshmallows for toasting
And Carolyn out in the snow
Dave you were supposed to keep an eye on Carolyn
Marshmallows for toasting
And Carolyn out in the snow
Dave you were supposed to keep an eye on Carolyn
Vatican gift shop candles only come in one scent
it's popery
it's popery
January 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Vatican gift shop candles only come in one scent
it's popery
it's popery
for animals, every day is leg day
January 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
for animals, every day is leg day
...so as you can see, there is a STRONG case for allowing the British to name all vehicles. /327
January 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
...so as you can see, there is a STRONG case for allowing the British to name all vehicles. /327
inferring that this new term "sane-washing" is unrelated to laundry derangement
January 9, 2025 at 11:05 AM
inferring that this new term "sane-washing" is unrelated to laundry derangement
in market research way back when, neither adults nor young children responded well to a cereal named "Fearios"
January 9, 2025 at 10:37 AM
in market research way back when, neither adults nor young children responded well to a cereal named "Fearios"
Facebook clearly thought about "fact-checkers," thought about 2025, and realized the Earth didn't have the required number of journalists willing to die at their desks, fingers bloodied from all them checkins
January 9, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Facebook clearly thought about "fact-checkers," thought about 2025, and realized the Earth didn't have the required number of journalists willing to die at their desks, fingers bloodied from all them checkins
I forget, is the fifth wedding anniversary traditionally denial or bargaining
January 9, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I forget, is the fifth wedding anniversary traditionally denial or bargaining
clever first post, liked by discriminating readers
January 9, 2025 at 8:57 AM
clever first post, liked by discriminating readers