Not them censoring the goochtan 😭

I once played and won a race on Kirby Air ride from the kitchen just on memory of the track. Thank you, wireless GameCube controller

Vending machine underwear. I need something fancy to wear to my work Christmas party

The STORY MODE in my Nintendo spin-off racing game has BRANCHING PATHS WHAT

Slap on your baseball cap, Scarfy, we're going on a quest!

She's been obsessed with my backpack lately and loves picking at my crocs

I wish I could tell you how appropriate your timing is

Renaissance painting

But why is this person thinking about your hole 🤔

I do be overthinkin, and that is giving maga a lot of credit. You're probably right

Or it gets the gnats again

I think that was part of their bid for their target demographic. Before maga, novelty trucker hats were a big blue collar, "country boy" thing (at least in the southeastern USA). Stuff that was cheap, funny/expressive, and could be picked up anywhere cause everyone sold them in every flavor.