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seltzersage.bsky.social
Ryan thee Dyke (she/her)
@seltzersage.bsky.social
Black / New Yorker / ‘92 / 🏳️‍🌈 / socialist 🌹 / ISTJ / 한국어

♐️☀️♎️🌙♉️⬆️

Posts/reposts on cats, politics, social justice, funny stuff, & Korean stuff (rarely kpop, sorry!)
To make matters even more fun, all my old 401ks are under my old legal name
April 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
As if that wasn't enough, this line in his bio? Another day, another absolute freak to block
April 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Mikey and my new cat both love this toy! Got it off a reco from a friend whose cat is similarly enamored potaroma.com/products/pot...
February 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
February 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Sometimes I just watch Mikey do the most normal things like sleeping or eating or just existing and I feel like I am going to explode because of how much I love him and what a perfect precious boi he is.

This message brought to you by me watching him cromch on his oral care kibble~
February 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Jeon Somin is guesting on this Sunday’s Running Man, Monday (when it comes to streaming) is gonna fucking RULEEEEE
January 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Idk about this one chief but I’ll take it
January 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Alas we made it in time for last order! The napa cabbage pancake was FIRE 🤤 ngl we didn’t care for the noodles, but Andong-style kalguksu is apparently known to be blander than other varieties, but they give you toppings to add to taste (garlic, chilies, and soy sauce with chili flakes & scallion).
November 29, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Shorty at the Kimbap Heaven is wearing a FT Island hoodie with all the members’ names and I was like “damn that’s a bad look” until I saw this and yeah—this is an even worse look. Go to hell sicko

(Mind you ofc he only served half his sentence 🙃)
November 24, 2024 at 12:24 PM
Not you said
November 17, 2024 at 2:17 AM
@ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social spotted these at the 7 Eleven around the corner from me in Seoul and thought of you—the 하임 snaccs are good too if you like hazelnut!!
October 18, 2023 at 7:40 PM
Arrived to Korea on Sunday and had a slight cold that got worse on the dry ass plane (4x neg COVID tests before & after)

Anyway, went to the pharmacy yesterday and they gave me some herbal/traditional meds, so I couldn’t read the ingredients and ended up putting it through a translator and…? 💀
October 2, 2023 at 10:58 PM
Ok Mikey came to hang out and I have just finished giving him one million little head kisses
August 26, 2023 at 4:45 PM
Sleepy Caturday boi 🥰

(He’s currently ignoring me to sunbathe on his cat tree, so these are pics from last week)
August 26, 2023 at 4:13 PM
Yesss they’re incredible! I used to live in Korea in 2014 and ate them ALLLLL the time. They sell them at the Hmart in NYC too! These are the red ones 😍
August 26, 2023 at 2:41 AM
Still Caturday so sharing my precious handsome son 😻
August 20, 2023 at 2:05 AM