the mental image of him walking towards me with his slow ass stompy walks while I watch him lose the entire martini

“Trash can shaped robot” 😭. I love him

WOWZA

They’re also mutated, which resulted in a monstrous mouth full of sharp overgrown canines. The mutation also left them mute, but while hunting you can hear them laugh like a hyena.

thank you! he’s a deeply silly guy

Remington “Remy” Razor.
They/Any. Pan. 30. 6’6”.
An evil Arasaka henchman, usually found wearing a helmet (below). Loser nepo baby, yet surprisingly capable.
Dangerous with any weapon and good at following orders, but otherwise a complete dumbass. Constantly tricked by his coworkers.

Valentin “Bones” Fawx.
He/Him. Gay.
Early 40s. 6’4”.
Biker, engineer, and wannabe rockstar. Proud Valentino.
A violent, passionate, and romantic mercenary. Optimistic punk who has stolen from every corp.
His fists are his most dangerous weapon— even before they were cybernetic.

Vaen “Rapture” Viper.
He/They. Bi.
Late 50s. 5’10”
Retired militech assassin / sniper.
Terrifyingly intelligent master hacker.
Huge nerd and surprisingly down to earth. A sweetheart to anyone that he trusts.
He’s very wealthy and loves his knives and his motorcycle.

BARKBARKBARK