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Self Aware Goods
@selfawaregoods.bsky.social
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Self-referential. Self-indulgent. Self-aware. Clever nonsense on things you didn’t know you needed @ etsy.com/shop/SelfAwareGoods
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We got your white elephant gift sorted.
November 29, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Do you love homos? Prove it!

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November 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Well this is my new favorite design.
October 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Are you a Queer Menace? So am I. www.etsy.com/shop/SelfAwa...
October 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Totes Halloween. Get yours at www.etsy.com/shop/SelfAwa...
A black tote bag with the words “This tote is full of bats” printed in white letters. Cartoon-style black bats with green and purple accents appear to be flying out of the bag. The tote rests on a rock draped in tattered black and white fabric, with a misty forest background behind it. A black tote bag with the words “This tote is full of potions” printed in white letters. The bag is surrounded by colorful potion bottles, a smoking cauldron, a purple flower, and Halloween props like a red mushroom with white spots. Wisps of smoke rise around the setup A black tote bag with the words “This tote is full of spiders” printed in white letters. Large fuzzy black spiders crawl on and around the bag, which sits on a rock covered in fake cobwebs and tiny plastic spiders. A dark purple forest background adds to the spooky scene.
October 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Shit happens. Plan a head. 💩🧻🕯️

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A bathroom shelf with a candle in a glass jar labeled “LIGHT IN CASE OF Gastrointestinal Distress,” placed next to an empty toilet paper roll and bottles of antacid and pain reliever.
September 22, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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It's been a real weird time to start a new venture, but hey! Why not?

These goods know what they are, and they know why you're buying them. www.etsy.com/shop/SelfAwa...
A white candle in a clear glass jar with a black lid. The red-and-white label reads “LIGHT IN CASE OF” with handwritten text underneath that says “Kitchen Incident.” The design mimics an emergency label, playful and tongue-in-cheek. A natural canvas tote bag with black text that reads “TOTES HOARDER.” The design is minimal, with bold hand-drawn lettering that emphasizes the pun. A white ceramic mug with a bright blue handle and interior. The front features colorful retro-style text in pink, blue, and yellow that reads: “Honey, WHO RAISED you?” A colorful tote bag with bold zig-zag stripes in blue, pink, rouge, yellow, and orange, finished with sturdy yellow handles. The design is bright, retro, and playful.
September 13, 2025 at 7:27 AM