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selenlanoir.bsky.social
born to gremlin, forced to work
@selenlanoir.bsky.social
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✨ Your friendly neighbourhood nerd ✨ She/Her ✨🏳️‍🌈✨ Part time DM & Full time Dice Goblin ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿🍉 – VA in theory – 🇦🇹🇬🇧 Next Convention: VIECC
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Es gibt so Rahmen wo du oben und unten separat spannen kannst, ist grad für so Tapestry Sachen sehr gut 🙂

Gibt's oft zum entweder auf den Tisch stellen oder gleich selbst als Staffelei
A square table top embroidery frame with movable arm.
November 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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We continue the "one soup, three dishes" saga with rice, cabbage miso soup, a little salad with sesame dressing and teriyaki chicken (which is actually turkey hen)

Kinda proud I whipped that together in like 20 minutes (with a little pre prep help from @veectory.bsky.social ❤️)
A Japanese styled meal consisting of rice, cabbage miso soup, salad with dressing and teriyaki chicken.
November 8, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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Sorta spaced out on sharing the results 🙈 Rice with miso salmon, miso soup (lots of spring onions), spinach salad and pickled radish
A home made Japanese styled meal consisting of rice, cooked salmon, miso soup, spinach salad and slices of pickled radish.
November 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Did @veectory.bsky.social nails this morning to match with mine 😊
Picture of two hands with nail design depicting the trans pride flag on the right hand and the bisexual pride flag on the left hand. A picture of two thumbs with nail design matching the colors of the trans pride flag and the bisexual pride flag.
June 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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The stars aligned and I'm able to attend Vienna pride on Saturday for the first time in years! 🙏🏻✨

Had to get my nails done for the occasion 😌💅

🩵🩷🤍✨🩷💜💙
Picture of a pride flag nail design featuring the trans pride flag on the left hand. Picture of a pride flag nail design featuring the bisexual pride flag on the right hand.
June 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Ohne große Worte
A small blåhhaj shark plush from Ikea tucked into bed and made too lock like reading a book titled "Jaws". A similar looking shark can be seen on the cover of the book.
June 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Erspäht im Second Hand Buchladen und für unterhaltsam empfunden
Picture of a row of stacked books baring the following titles (from left to right): I'm the Vampire, that's why Don't talk back to your Vampire Wait till your Vampire gets home Because your Vampire said so Over my dead body Come hell or high water
June 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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1 cat 0 braincell
A picture of a black and white cat curled up on the backrest of a couch. A picture of a black and white cat with a curled feather placed upon its head. A picture of a black and white cat balancing a tangerine on its head. A picture of a black and white cat being held by two hands, showing of its chubbiness by gently squeezing together the cat's skin folds.
June 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Look at this wallaby
A Wallaby sitting on its behind and photographed through a fence.
June 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Gimme your best misspellings in the comments! 🤣🤣🤣
A screen shot of the shocked host of the quiz show, who wants to be a millionaire. The question: Wie wird der Name der bayrischen Convention richtig geschrieben? The four possible answers: Animuc, AnimuC, aNiMuC, aniMUC.
April 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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OC lore train!! Explain your oc’s lore in the shittiest way possible.

Entitled rich white girl leaves for spring break and learns neither humility nor patience and keeps acting like a massive brat. 😌💅
April 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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And we're done! Was, as expected, a quick read but still very enjoyable 😊

Definitely planning on getting the next book in the series (once I've minimized my to-read pile some more 💦)
Back view of the book Odd Spirits by S T Gibson. The story blip reads as follows: When newly married Rhys and Moira start experiencing malevolent spirit activity in their home, they do everything within their power to rid themselves of the entity. As a modern ceremonial sorcerer and a tarot-reading witch, this should be exactly their forte, but every quick-fix spell is met with failure as the strange occurrences continue to escalate. Left with no other option, the couple turns to Rhys' secret society for help. Unfortunately, help comes from none other than Rhys' psychic ex-boyfriend David, whose devil-may-care attitude is the last thing this marriage in trouble needs. Tensions run high amidst supernatural chaos and clashing magical styles, and Rhys and Moira's love is pushed to its limits. With everything that is dear on the line, Rhys and Moira will have to pull from their deepest wells of magic to survive. And, most frighteningly of all, they will have to remember how to trust each other.
March 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Odd Spirits by S.T. Gibson

Because reading one book at a time is boring both @veectory.bsky.social and I are reading this pretty little thing before bedtime atm

A very light but very fun and queer supernatural romance story that, if I'm not mistaken, is the prelude to a longer series?
The book cover of Odd Spirits by S T Gibson. It's black with silvered details and red accents, featuring a variety of occult symbology. A sideway view of the top of a slim booklet with a bookmark sticking out at the top about halfway in the middle between the pages.
March 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Finished part 2 today meaning I'm through 2/3 of the book now!

Chief Brody still remains my favorite character in this one, poor man is just trying to do his job 🥲

(Still slightly disappointed nobody got eaten)
A snapshot of the inside of the book Jaws by Peter Benchley. The page title is in bold letters reading "Part 3" and the drawing underneath depicts the simple silhouette of a shark underwater.
March 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Jaws by Peter Benchley

Bought and started this one in October/November last year and got about halfway through in a couple of days during our last holiday in London

There not nearly enough shark in it as I would've liked but the introduction already suggested as much 🫢
The cover of the 50th anniversary edition of the book Jaws, by Peter Benchley, depicting the upper half of a great white shark surging to the surface towards an unsuspecting female presenting swimmer. Side view of the top half of a book with a book mark sticking out of the top roughly in the middle between the pages.
March 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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crooks, all of em crooks
February 17, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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silly little things that make me happy: currently obsessed with my nails 💖
February 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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If you see this post your pride flags!

Ngl it's hard to 100% define myself, more like jumping around the spectrum like it's a bouncy castle 🩷💜💙🫨🩵💛🩷
February 4, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Im Profil gibt's da so n Ding für 🤔
January 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Since english isn't my mother tongue I do also write in german, sometimes poetry but more often lyrics, specially to make em more in game appropriate for my campaigns

This is my take on "Soldier, Poet, King" reimagined as something a follower of Avandra would sing while strolling down the road 😊
There'll come a time when you leave your hearth and home, the road awaits beneath your feet, be brave, be strong and bold. Be brave, be strong, be brave, be strong and bold. The road awaits beneath your feet, be brave be strong and bold. And should you find yourself in darkness all around, the stars will guide you on your way, be brave be strong and bold. Be brave, be strong, be brave, be strong and bold. The stars will guide you on your way, be brave, be strong and bold. We're living for the journey, the road is our home, with Her hand to guide me I shall never be alone. Be brave, be strong, be brave, be strong and bold. With Her hand to guide me I shall never be alone. Be brave, be strong, be brave, be strong and bold. With her hand to guide me I shall never be ... alone. Es kommt der Tag an dem du ausziehst in die Welt, der Weg liegt dir zu Füßen, zieh' hin, zieh' aus und fort. Zieh' hin, zieh' aus, zieh' hin, zieh' aus und fort. Der Weg liegt dir zu Füßen, zieh' hin, zieh' aus und fort. Es kommt die Nacht in der du siehst der Sterne Glanz, sie leuchten dir am Firmament, zieh' hin, zieh' aus und fort. Zieh' hin, zieh' aus, zieh' hin, zieh' aus und fort. Sie leuchten dir am Firmament, zieh' hin, zieh' aus und fort. Wir sind der Straße Kinder, uns're Heimat ist die Welt, mit ihrer Hand in meiner, zieh ich hin und aus und fort. Zieh' hin, zieh' aus, zieh' hin, zieh' aus und fort. Mit ihrer Hand in meiner, zieh ich hin und aus und fort. Zieh' hin, zieh' aus, zieh' hin, zieh' aus und fort. Mit ihrer Hand in meiner, zieh ich hin und aus ... und fort.
December 29, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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As a DM I sometimes write myself "short" passages of text to read and reenact for my players, this one was from the character intro of @veectory.bsky.social warlock of the undying from our previous Waterdeep campaign

Poor boy was drugged and killed, but he did not quite die 👀
No help is coming. Not for you. The light fades until it is but a waning thread of silver upon a dark blue coat as you sink deeper... and deeper... and deeper... Everything is quiet. You've been told death is inevitable. That it happens to all sooner or later. There is but one question: are you ready to die?
December 29, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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Continuing this because I don't have much else to show off and I still love this silly AU of ours xD

If you couldn't guess Gatik is @veectory.bsky.social 🥰
And then there was the matter of Gatik himself. Facing him was not exactly a thing she was looking forward to either and in the end she decided to avoid him altogether. Still, whenever she walked past his office or spotted him over the hallway she caught him staring. Face half hidden behind his coffee mug Donna knew all too well that those wrinkles around his eyes meant that he was smiling to himself. What pissed her off most about it wasn't that this man clearly felt very pleased with himself and more what it did to her.
December 29, 2024 at 8:55 PM
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Sometimes playing a campaign isn't enough, sometimes you have to create an alternate universe in which your characters are high school teachers and sometimes you just have to write some fan fiction about your favourite ship smooching in the supply closet

I don't make the rules ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It wasn't supposed to happen. Not ever. Whatever tiny flare of attraction Donna had felt when she was first introduced to the student counsellor, she had pushed it in the farthest corner of her conscience.
December 29, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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The afore mentioned letters of Ava became somewhat of a diary for her in which she deals with her own personal feelings towards a certain someone 🤭 Even if it is her own subconscious version of him that visits her in her dreams
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I'm pretty sure there are plenty of other girls who you could haunt at night. You with your musk and ridiculously luscious lips. When I think back on how you barely stumbled through a sentence it's difficult to believe you'd actually get this good at using your tongue.
December 29, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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Most writing for me happens in text based rpgs, however, @veectory.bsky.social and I didn't have that much time for it as of late 😔

This is just a short bit of the beginning of one of my favourite posts I've written from our dragon age rpg "Young, dumb and broke in Orlais" 😆
The most prominent feeling was pain. Paralysing pain that kept her immobilised, unable to stop her body from going under. The second feeling was panic. Panic over the fact that she couldn't breath. Nether in nor out. Every time she managed a gasp, gooishly thick water filled her mouth, making her want to vomit.
December 29, 2024 at 7:47 PM