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Selena (not the singer)
@selenawhateverz.bsky.social
Joker/non smoker/nightshifter in Texas
Is this like spooky summer camp movie vibes? Bc that's what I was going for
March 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Yall want to put the Bible in schools did yall forget these kids don't even know HOW TO READ?!?
February 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Do you think he realizes he is in agreement kind of? Lol
February 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Just one more weekend and I'm booked up for the next two months!
February 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The thing about wanna-be stand-up comedians is that so many of them desperately want attention, but so few of them ever say anything actually worthy of it.
January 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
"You won't book me and it's indicative of why the democratic party is in shambles and can never win and our society is failing" is a new way to whine about being unfunny
December 15, 2024 at 3:36 AM
I work at a hospital and the nurses are all laughing about the dead ceo and sympathizing with the murderer and today I love it here
December 6, 2024 at 2:07 AM
I made chatGPT listen to 4 hours of open mic comedy and it just sent me to a suicide hotline
December 5, 2024 at 11:53 AM