We call our basement (we don’t have a garage) fridge the beer fridge.

And of course these same women are demanding we keep politics out of the conversation while simultaneously mourning the fact that they won’t see their young kids grow up now that all hope of survival has been taken from them…

I tried to print 2 pages from a workbook and insisted printed all
245!

My college roommate’s dad accidentally kicked a pigeon into another man’s chest so hard that it (the pigeon) died.

I did this the other day and honestly it’s been healing