Matt Mason
@selectorm2.bsky.social
Pietaster. Movie maker. Oh and memes too.
Saxophonist for The Pietasters, Uzimon, Be Decent, Top Shotta, Bad Manners, Checkered Cabs.
DGA 1st AD / NYC / LFGM
Saxophonist for The Pietasters, Uzimon, Be Decent, Top Shotta, Bad Manners, Checkered Cabs.
DGA 1st AD / NYC / LFGM
“We lost our entire outfield and a couple of court cases.”
December 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
“We lost our entire outfield and a couple of court cases.”
Make America Meme Again
December 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Make America Meme Again
From “Let’s go Mets” to “Let Stearns go”
December 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
From “Let’s go Mets” to “Let Stearns go”
We’re all going to have to Meet The Mets, ‘cause I don’t even know who these guys are
December 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
We’re all going to have to Meet The Mets, ‘cause I don’t even know who these guys are
Full set video of us at The Middle East in Cambridge, MA on 10/18/25, courtesy of Concerts Hub
The Pietasters Full Set LIVE
YouTube video by Concerts Hub
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Full set video of us at The Middle East in Cambridge, MA on 10/18/25, courtesy of Concerts Hub
This man really got elected president of the United States for a second time soley so he could explore his true passion: interior decorating
December 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This man really got elected president of the United States for a second time soley so he could explore his true passion: interior decorating
“I didn’t personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. It was exploded in fire and smoke. You can’t see it. …This is called the fog of war.”
December 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
“I didn’t personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. It was exploded in fire and smoke. You can’t see it. …This is called the fog of war.”
“Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!”
December 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
“Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!”
“When I fall in endless sleep
You hope that I'll be buried deep
Let me be the one that fortune favours
Even good children got shallow graves”
You hope that I'll be buried deep
Let me be the one that fortune favours
Even good children got shallow graves”
December 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
“When I fall in endless sleep
You hope that I'll be buried deep
Let me be the one that fortune favours
Even good children got shallow graves”
You hope that I'll be buried deep
Let me be the one that fortune favours
Even good children got shallow graves”
“If you are successful in banning fluoride, we better put a lot more money into dental education because we’re going to need a whole lot more dentists.”
— Rep. Mike Simpson (R, Idaho)
🪥🦷
— Rep. Mike Simpson (R, Idaho)
🪥🦷
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
“If you are successful in banning fluoride, we better put a lot more money into dental education because we’re going to need a whole lot more dentists.”
— Rep. Mike Simpson (R, Idaho)
🪥🦷
— Rep. Mike Simpson (R, Idaho)
🪥🦷
Pizza purists when someone orders pineapple
November 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Pizza purists when someone orders pineapple
That’ll do, pig. I’m Putin you on mute. 🤫🐷
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
That’ll do, pig. I’m Putin you on mute. 🤫🐷
⭐️ Happy RELEASE DAY to all who celebrate! ⭐️
I had the pleasure of playing sax 🎷 with a man like Jon Quan another banger of a tune. Out now on Easy Star Records + available on all streaming platforms. Gwan walk! 💥
I had the pleasure of playing sax 🎷 with a man like Jon Quan another banger of a tune. Out now on Easy Star Records + available on all streaming platforms. Gwan walk! 💥
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
⭐️ Happy RELEASE DAY to all who celebrate! ⭐️
I had the pleasure of playing sax 🎷 with a man like Jon Quan another banger of a tune. Out now on Easy Star Records + available on all streaming platforms. Gwan walk! 💥
I had the pleasure of playing sax 🎷 with a man like Jon Quan another banger of a tune. Out now on Easy Star Records + available on all streaming platforms. Gwan walk! 💥
“Remember... all I’m offering is the truth. Nothing more.”
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
“Remember... all I’m offering is the truth. Nothing more.”
“Can I just get some macaroni and gravy?” 🍝
November 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
“Can I just get some macaroni and gravy?” 🍝
Concepts of a spine
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Concepts of a spine
“The Duke of New York, A-Number-1, the Big Man, that’s who!”
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
“The Duke of New York, A-Number-1, the Big Man, that’s who!”
“I’m not a king.”
— man who tweeted “LONG LIVE THE KING” in reference to himself
— man who tweeted “LONG LIVE THE KING” in reference to himself
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
“I’m not a king.”
— man who tweeted “LONG LIVE THE KING” in reference to himself
— man who tweeted “LONG LIVE THE KING” in reference to himself
“I just degraded my friend for you!”
November 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
“I just degraded my friend for you!”
“And I honestly feel bad. I have friends of mine in New York. My phone is blowing up. They are officially depressed and scared. A full 9 percent of people say that they will leave if he in fact got elected. Before today, they said if he got elected, they are gonna leave New York City.”
-Sean Hannity
-Sean Hannity
November 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
“And I honestly feel bad. I have friends of mine in New York. My phone is blowing up. They are officially depressed and scared. A full 9 percent of people say that they will leave if he in fact got elected. Before today, they said if he got elected, they are gonna leave New York City.”
-Sean Hannity
-Sean Hannity
Hell is where you want to be
I feel the hell on you and me
I feel it every day...
It never goes away
I feel the hell on you and me
I feel it every day...
It never goes away
October 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Hell is where you want to be
I feel the hell on you and me
I feel it every day...
It never goes away
I feel the hell on you and me
I feel it every day...
It never goes away