who gave the goomse a gun

Ok bro.

I've recently released a port of the game that uses a modified widescreen emulator as engine.

If you had paid attention to the first drop in the level, you would've known to stay centered. In other words, skill issue ❤️

Happy birthday!

You look like you're about to phonescam me from Bangladesh

As the second son to my parents, "child 2 failed" hits

Reads like another spin on the many phishing attempts I see on Discord, where people "mistakenly reported my Steam account" and I have to do something something to prevent a ban.

(though I might have to do some filtering next year because oh my god were there so many mid hacks this year lol)