Stephen Kraffmiller
@sekmiller.bsky.social
New Englander. Nerd. Sometime Runner. Terrible, but Avid Golfer.
Parent to a gifted, but unknown writer.
Parent to a gifted, but unknown writer.
Moonstruck. Or anything by Rob Reiner.
December 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Moonstruck. Or anything by Rob Reiner.
I left the country twice (Ireland and Nova Scotia). That was pretty great.
December 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I left the country twice (Ireland and Nova Scotia). That was pretty great.
They wouldn't have to update their website with a different manager headshot
December 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
They wouldn't have to update their website with a different manager headshot
Land?! Did they move Connecticut down there to be part of Venezuela?
December 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Land?! Did they move Connecticut down there to be part of Venezuela?
Meanwhile at the Pentagon: "Can someone look out the window and see if we're at war with Venezuela?"
December 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Meanwhile at the Pentagon: "Can someone look out the window and see if we're at war with Venezuela?"
Literally LOLed on the train
December 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Literally LOLed on the train
So many, but this one always hits...
December 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
So many, but this one always hits...
Quote this one all the time
December 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Quote this one all the time
Very misleading display - seems to want you to believe that prices are down 91%. But more accurately, I would be among those 91% to respond that prices seem to be down a bit, but more like from 3.09 to 2.89/2.99, not the ludicrous 1.99 he was touting for a while.
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Very misleading display - seems to want you to believe that prices are down 91%. But more accurately, I would be among those 91% to respond that prices seem to be down a bit, but more like from 3.09 to 2.89/2.99, not the ludicrous 1.99 he was touting for a while.
Alberta, are you OK?
December 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Alberta, are you OK?
My favorite was when it tried to "translate" the Spanish language part of at phone message from my kid's school into English.
December 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
My favorite was when it tried to "translate" the Spanish language part of at phone message from my kid's school into English.
I've said it before, "it's monsters all the way down."
December 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I've said it before, "it's monsters all the way down."
These aren’t very bright guys and things got out of hand-All the President’s Men
December 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
These aren’t very bright guys and things got out of hand-All the President’s Men
F that effing F
December 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
F that effing F
Brady and Gretzky, sure. But I thought Shaq would know better.
December 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Brady and Gretzky, sure. But I thought Shaq would know better.
So when they said that they were going to start enforcing the Real ID requirements this past summer they didn't? Every news story I read leading up to it was you won't be able to fly without it, which is why I was surprised there were no follow up stories "Chaos at the Airport!"
December 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
So when they said that they were going to start enforcing the Real ID requirements this past summer they didn't? Every news story I read leading up to it was you won't be able to fly without it, which is why I was surprised there were no follow up stories "Chaos at the Airport!"
When my daughter was in pre-school one of the Moms taught Spanish once a week. When I picked her up one day she said they learned the names of fruits. I asked her, "How do you say 'Strawberries in Spanish'?" Very slowly she replied, "Strawberries in Spanish."
November 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
When my daughter was in pre-school one of the Moms taught Spanish once a week. When I picked her up one day she said they learned the names of fruits. I asked her, "How do you say 'Strawberries in Spanish'?" Very slowly she replied, "Strawberries in Spanish."
It’s monsters all the way down
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It’s monsters all the way down
Will they ever report on how much of the money wound up in his pockets?
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Will they ever report on how much of the money wound up in his pockets?
This is the "Bad Place"
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This is the "Bad Place"
After a fog delay at Cleveland Municipal Stadium, the Can was quoted saying, "That's what you get when you build a ballpark next to the ocean." (The ocean being Lake Erie.)
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
After a fog delay at Cleveland Municipal Stadium, the Can was quoted saying, "That's what you get when you build a ballpark next to the ocean." (The ocean being Lake Erie.)
Remember Tr*mp envies and admires MBS for getting away with murder.
November 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Remember Tr*mp envies and admires MBS for getting away with murder.
I can't help it. Every time I see this guy the word "chucklehead" immediately leaps to mind.
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I can't help it. Every time I see this guy the word "chucklehead" immediately leaps to mind.
“It is better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
“It is better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”
"Masterpiece Football"
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
"Masterpiece Football"