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It ain't easy being seizey♿️💫
Tell your mom to stop calling me 😘
Resist complacency 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩
Can't wait to be replaced by AI robots and be driven out to live in the sewers with the rest of humanity after the robot takeover. 90% of you people are already rats.
November 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Arguing whether the Predator universe can be goofy and camp on the internet is like trying to explain candy isn't good for you to a toddler in its peak "terrible twos" phase.
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I'm with you on that
September 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we-
#charliekirk #epsteinfiles
September 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The last few days before the semester starts to act like snoobity gooberts 🤪 Wishing the best for those still in school through all this BS
August 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
There's two shows this week, Friday and Saturday on Fulton street in #fresno Come check them out.
August 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
This administration is crushing the backbone of the US. Have a pet pic for reprieve.
June 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Congrats to all the grads for persisting through the political horrors we face. Here's to bringing back intellectualism
May 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
My fiancé is in a band and bought my SD headphones. There are affordable options. It's pry of being a responsible owner 🤷‍♀️ Idk why they would let the dog be exposed to it.
May 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I've been purposefully holding time in my day for those affected by the current state of the world. How do y'all manage the day to day while also trying to stay informed?
May 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
May 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
A break from politics but HAPPY GOTCHA DAY TO BUCKY~
April 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Bucky is here to lighten up your feed 🥰
April 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
You think my Microbiology professor will like her gift? @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social #everythingistuberculosis
April 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Wearing my @ppfa.org Planned Parenthood shirt to dinner with my MAGA parents🙂‍↕️😌
March 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Yeah rescinding ADA guidances in favor of businesses is really making America great again.
March 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Chichi could never 💅🤷‍♀️ #dragonballdaima #dragonball #vegeta
February 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
"No more sexy bathtime?!?!???"
God I love Vegeta and Bulma 🩵🖤 #dragonball #dragonballdaima
February 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Frothing at the mouth like I got rabies over the new #dragonballdaima episode.
February 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Nash is here to remind y'all: Not speaking up and out against the current politics is just as bad as agreeing with them. Complacency is the antithesis of change.
February 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM