Seize
@seizethememes.bsky.social
Meme Redistribution Specialist, Grilled Cheese Enthusiast, Former Child.
He/Him
He/Him
It turns out the Liberal Joe Rogan the democrats have been looking for was actually Elon Musk all along
June 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
It turns out the Liberal Joe Rogan the democrats have been looking for was actually Elon Musk all along
[SoulCalibur Announcer] please baby... im sorry... my beautiful princess with a disorder, please... talk to me...
May 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
[SoulCalibur Announcer] please baby... im sorry... my beautiful princess with a disorder, please... talk to me...
POV I just brushed my teeth after getting fluoride at the dentist
*knock knock*
Me: Hello Mr. the Dentist
Mr. the Dentist: I have to kill you now
*knock knock*
Me: Hello Mr. the Dentist
Mr. the Dentist: I have to kill you now
May 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
POV I just brushed my teeth after getting fluoride at the dentist
*knock knock*
Me: Hello Mr. the Dentist
Mr. the Dentist: I have to kill you now
*knock knock*
Me: Hello Mr. the Dentist
Mr. the Dentist: I have to kill you now
I had a dream where a mind flayer went on that show Finding Your Roots and Henry Louis Gates Jr. is like "your great-grandfather was a slave owner in the Illithid Empire" and the mind flayers like "noooo oh man oh god oh fuck"
May 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I had a dream where a mind flayer went on that show Finding Your Roots and Henry Louis Gates Jr. is like "your great-grandfather was a slave owner in the Illithid Empire" and the mind flayers like "noooo oh man oh god oh fuck"
mesopotamia is the powerhouse of the cell
December 14, 2023 at 2:51 PM
mesopotamia is the powerhouse of the cell
I Now Pronounce You Bob & Larry
It's like the movie about Adam Sandler and Kevin James pretending to be gay with each other for tax purposes but it's the main characters from VeggieTales
Is this anything
It's like the movie about Adam Sandler and Kevin James pretending to be gay with each other for tax purposes but it's the main characters from VeggieTales
Is this anything
September 30, 2023 at 7:55 PM
I Now Pronounce You Bob & Larry
It's like the movie about Adam Sandler and Kevin James pretending to be gay with each other for tax purposes but it's the main characters from VeggieTales
Is this anything
It's like the movie about Adam Sandler and Kevin James pretending to be gay with each other for tax purposes but it's the main characters from VeggieTales
Is this anything
Happy 19th Anniversary of the 2004 Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident to those who celebrate
August 8, 2023 at 9:52 PM
Happy 19th Anniversary of the 2004 Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident to those who celebrate