Lawyer: Officer, I know this is difficult for you, but I want you to take a look at this picture. Do you recognize this club?

Your hero is walking so hard he literally bent the bench behind him! No wonder y'all love him so much! He's a walker not a talker!

Hey look! It's your hero walking rather than talking! God forbid anyone criticize this strong, competent man!

Basically a burger with hot chili and marshmallow fluff.

Duck is friend, not food. Try this

@scalzi.com found this thumbing through an old Alanson AMA!