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lostopher
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the devil and god are jopping inside me (any pronouns)
he didn’t even show up during the scripted plays lol
November 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
for the first time ever, it’s remarkable
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
shoutout to his butch mom i know she had him doing every drill in the book starting in kindergarten
November 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
yeah he removed all benefit of the doubt with that lol
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
he pointed at trump's box and did the dance lol
November 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
i’ll be as mad as i want thank you very much
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
ok is putting it very generously
October 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
i have absolutely no problem thinking he might not be the guy lol i just think it's asinine that it benefits the vikings in any way for their first round qb to not practice for a month. if he could play, he would. he cannot, therefore he's not playing. it's not that complicated
October 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
said what? that he's healthy enough to play right now? no he didn't lol. again, i don't understand the conspiracy theories. sometimes guys aren't ready to play yet
October 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
there's a difference between players saying empty platitudes and between a player actually being healthy enough to play on a high ankle sprain on a short week.
October 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
god forbid a player just be hurt, it has to be a conspiracy
October 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
i didn’t get the feeling that he was pissed from those press conferences, and unless i’ve missed something i haven’t seen any of the beat guys report that? it feels like speculation if not outright projection.
October 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
respectfully, where are you getting the idea that koc is about jj missing practice for his son’s birth
October 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
good thing there aren’t any good running teams in their division
October 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
that’s mr sonia citron to you
September 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
are you finally ready to rejoin the darnold hive
September 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
calvin ridley
September 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
fucking cowherd is saying nice things about jj like what the hell is going on lmao
September 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
an absolute nightmare for nfc north fans lol
September 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
it's been so brutal lol we've taken nothing but Ls for years, all we can do now is hope this new gen can somehow surpass him
September 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
id like to think some of these guys, deep down, are learning some things about themselves 💖
August 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
also im sorry to be crass but if the existence of these guys makes it impossible for you to notice beautiful women... skill issue!
August 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
then die
May 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM