Seii
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Recently I heard, "Due to company policy..." from a tech startup, and I've decided that's a good way to tell when a company's not a startup anymore.
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Recently I heard, "Due to company policy..." from a tech startup, and I've decided that's a good way to tell when a company's not a startup anymore.
Today I misread a "Line Forms Here" sign as "Life Forms Here". How was your day?
October 3, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Today I misread a "Line Forms Here" sign as "Life Forms Here". How was your day?
A mid-life crisis is realizing that you're now more comfortable sitting on the toilet than you are laying in bed.
September 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
A mid-life crisis is realizing that you're now more comfortable sitting on the toilet than you are laying in bed.
Honestly it feels pretty fair that there are so many headlines worried about the pseudo-intelligence of AI given how many headlines there are about the pseudo-intelligence of humanity.
August 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Honestly it feels pretty fair that there are so many headlines worried about the pseudo-intelligence of AI given how many headlines there are about the pseudo-intelligence of humanity.
ME: "There are two types of people: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."
<long pause>
MY 11-YEAR-OLD, EAVESDROPPING: "What's the other type of person, Dad?"
<long pause>
MY 11-YEAR-OLD, EAVESDROPPING: "What's the other type of person, Dad?"
August 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
ME: "There are two types of people: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."
<long pause>
MY 11-YEAR-OLD, EAVESDROPPING: "What's the other type of person, Dad?"
<long pause>
MY 11-YEAR-OLD, EAVESDROPPING: "What's the other type of person, Dad?"
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Most stupid thing about 'smart glasses' is that they cannot do the one thing people would pay for. Glasses with visual focus and clarity real time based on context, replacing my 3 pairs of glasses I have to use now. They just want to put screens where you can't look away. www.cnn.com/2025/06/14/t...
Google, Meta and Snap think this tech is the next big thing | CNN Business
Big Tech has been on a mission to find the next technology that would become as pervasive as the smartphone. Nearly two decades after the first iPhone launched, Silicon Valley thinks it’s finally foun...
www.cnn.com
June 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Most stupid thing about 'smart glasses' is that they cannot do the one thing people would pay for. Glasses with visual focus and clarity real time based on context, replacing my 3 pairs of glasses I have to use now. They just want to put screens where you can't look away. www.cnn.com/2025/06/14/t...
My level of faith in humanity is best described by watching my 8 year old run into the front door every morning for a full school year because yes, child, the front door is still locked.
May 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
My level of faith in humanity is best described by watching my 8 year old run into the front door every morning for a full school year because yes, child, the front door is still locked.
Just saw a Subaru BRZ tS for the first time today, and I have a new conspiracy theory!
2019: Subaru refrains from making a tS trim this year
2019: Tilt Five Kickstarter
2020 and onwards: tS trim is back again
#coincidence #ithinknot @jeriellsworth.bsky.social @tiltfive.bsky.social
2019: Subaru refrains from making a tS trim this year
2019: Tilt Five Kickstarter
2020 and onwards: tS trim is back again
#coincidence #ithinknot @jeriellsworth.bsky.social @tiltfive.bsky.social
April 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Just saw a Subaru BRZ tS for the first time today, and I have a new conspiracy theory!
2019: Subaru refrains from making a tS trim this year
2019: Tilt Five Kickstarter
2020 and onwards: tS trim is back again
#coincidence #ithinknot @jeriellsworth.bsky.social @tiltfive.bsky.social
2019: Subaru refrains from making a tS trim this year
2019: Tilt Five Kickstarter
2020 and onwards: tS trim is back again
#coincidence #ithinknot @jeriellsworth.bsky.social @tiltfive.bsky.social
I finally finished a game yesterday which was awesome and pretty immersive. Then the protagonist decides to doom everyone on a different planet for a low-percentage chance at saving Earth and I have never been yanked out of immersion so fast.
April 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I finally finished a game yesterday which was awesome and pretty immersive. Then the protagonist decides to doom everyone on a different planet for a low-percentage chance at saving Earth and I have never been yanked out of immersion so fast.
Being Older Than Google, for me, means the internet is always primarily for sharing cat pictures and random jokes. Any actual utility is a bonus.
April 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Being Older Than Google, for me, means the internet is always primarily for sharing cat pictures and random jokes. Any actual utility is a bonus.
Maybe the word "game-changing" is so ubiquitous in marketing because none of us know what game we're playing... We just know we'd like a different one, thanks very much.
April 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Maybe the word "game-changing" is so ubiquitous in marketing because none of us know what game we're playing... We just know we'd like a different one, thanks very much.
Did anyone actually get a lesson on "life is full of entropy, if you don't fight against it things _will_ get worse" growing up? I feel like it's easy to discover accidentally once you're an adult, but the impact of it would be best felt on those younger.
March 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Did anyone actually get a lesson on "life is full of entropy, if you don't fight against it things _will_ get worse" growing up? I feel like it's easy to discover accidentally once you're an adult, but the impact of it would be best felt on those younger.
About 40 hours into Veilguard and still fairly certain that I can manage a happy ending somehow. My wife (who has finished it) assures me it won't happen.
AND YET I BELIEVE - THE DAWN WILL COME
AND YET I BELIEVE - THE DAWN WILL COME
March 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
About 40 hours into Veilguard and still fairly certain that I can manage a happy ending somehow. My wife (who has finished it) assures me it won't happen.
AND YET I BELIEVE - THE DAWN WILL COME
AND YET I BELIEVE - THE DAWN WILL COME