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seidr || 35+ || they/he/she || nsfw 18+ 🪦🕊️
pro-fiction + anti-harassment
smut writer + tattoo artist

trigun kvw (uncleverse!) 🐺🌪️🔪
soooo much hyv 🛁🦚🕊️, 🔶💧, etc
svsss + mdzs + tgcf
rt heavy, multi/polyship, all ships 🔁

minors, antis, ai get blocked ✌️
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seidrade.bsky.social
Well, I'm not *not* considering it, now that you ask. (idk how you expect me to keep Ratio out of there, lmao!) But hmm... Caelus is a cute bully and Aventurine does love to spoil his friends~

It's also apparently not a searchable ship tag on AO3 yet, which naturally makes me want to do it, pfff.
Anon question via Strawpage: "Kinda random but will you ever consider caelusavenday with sunday being express member now OWO"
November 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
seidrade.bsky.social
Kitten Licked // 6k (2/3)
E // underage, teacher/student // #ratiorine #nsfw

🛁 longsuffering Dr Ratio
🦚 transmasc teen Aventurine
🔗 mutually possessive
🍒 loss of virginity

Aventurine finally gets a mouthful. (Veritas might be a little pussy-whipped, but who's complaining?)

ao3.org/works/741195...
Kitten Licked by seidrade Chapter 2 Summary: “You’re doing so well,” Veritas praises, genuine. “It isn’t easy, having someone else inside you for the first time.” “Hah! What would you know about that,” Aventurine laughs, dismissive. Veritas snorts softly against his leg. “You do realize I have orifices of my own suited for such activities, yes?” Tags for Kitten Licked. Please follow AO3 link for screenreader-friendly version!
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
seidrade.bsky.social
Hey! Yes, Vash is going to eventually find out! 👀

I've actually had the scene where they talk about Nai/Tesla (and a few other related~ things, pardon the pun) roughly drafted out for ages now. Just haven't gotten there in the story yet!

But since you asked... I can offer a tiiiny snippet! 👀
Anonymous question submitted via strawpage: "hi seidr! rereading uncleverse rn. just really curious if nai will ever admit to vash his relationship with tesla 🫣" Excerpt from Uncleverse: “Did she—“ Vash isn’t sure he should ask this, and part of him feels sort of awful for even thinking it, but it’s going to gnaw at him if he doesn’t. “Did she feel the same about you?” Nai sucks in a breath. “Vash,” in a tone that’s half warning, half begging him not to press further. “I won’t be mad or grossed out or anything, I promise. I just… wanna know.” Vash’s voice shrinks. “I think I’d kinda feel … I dunno. Less guilty? If it isn’t just me in the family who’s a crazy weirdo about you. Like, it can’t be my fault if I inherited it, right?” “Ah, so you want to blame your perversions on her?” Nai teases, voice a little lighter. He seems somewhat relieved to hear Vash’s explanation. “I can’t say for sure how she truly felt, of course…” “But? Did you two ever—get this far?” “Christ, Vash, you really want me to spell it all out?” Vash’s eyes go round. “Oh, wow. Damn."
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
I found more WIPs so it's up to 46 now.

There's 13,187 words of Kitten Licked finished and about to be posted, 41,019 words of ongoing fics in progress, and another 214,809 words of fully unposted wips...

Making for a grand total of 269,015 words waiting in the wings. Do I laugh or cry 😂
WIP List Finished, To Be Posted: Kitten Licked - Ch. 2 and 3 (5,511 + 7,676) Total Words: 13,187 Ongoing Fics: Pomegranate // Aventio // Ch. 10 and 11 (8,707 +6,875) Desiderium // Zhongchi // Ch. 6 (7,911) Captive Audience // Jingratiorine // Ch. 4 (1,536) Baby, Light My Fire // Lighterwisebelle // Ch. 2 (6,126) Headin' for a Heatwave // Everyone/Ratio // Ch. 3 (not started) Run Like Roller Coasters // Kniveswood // Ch. 10 (7,744) Come As You Are // Plantwood // Ch. 2 (1,126) Closer to God // Plantwood // Ch. 2 (994) Total Words: 41,019 Other Fics: Untitled // Ratiorine // zine fic, oneshot (683) Untitled DD fic // Ratiorine // zine fic, oneshot (788) Ornata Auro // Aventio // Sub Palmas sequel, oneshot (1,927) Erastes // Ratiorine // Eromenos sequel, oneshot (4,853) Professor Sugar Baby (working title) // Ratiorine // chaptered (8,164 + 1,286) Boy Genius // Aventiorine // 3+ chapters (4,081 + 11,418 + 274) Untitled Doctor's Sacrament sequel // Sunratiorine // oneshot (2,761) Human Statue (working title) // Aventiorine // probably chaptered (1,755) How To Stop Worrying And Love My Dong (working title) // Ratiorine // chaptered (6,610 + 9,097) Blackmail (working title) // Aventiorine // oneshot (1,361) The Professors Are Fighting (working title) // Rationaxa, Sunratiorine // oneshot (1666) Untitled // Myphainaxa // oneshot (2,247) Untitled // Gallamisha // oneshot (3,426) Don't Be Jealous // Sunratiorine // oneshot (1,530) Strawberry Shortcake (Sweet Tooth series) // Sunratiorine // oneshot (1,196) Magic Brownies (Sweet Tooth series) // Sunratiorine // oneshot (474) Back Alley (working title) // Hugolighterwise // oneshot (2,687) Tattoo AU (working title) // Vashwood, Plantwood // 3+ chapters (10,032 + 1,095 + 2,717) Casting Couch (working title) // Chapelwood, Kniveswood // oneshot (7,735) Hatefuck (working title) // Kniveswood // oneshot (5,994) Witchwood (working title) // Kniveswood // oneshot (4,084) Eyes of God // Plantwood // chaptered (1,857 + 5,253 + 1,927 +258) EoM (working title) // Mob/Wolfwood // oneshot (825) Evil Twins (working title) // Plantwood // oneshot (8,176) Unholy // Monster Vashwood // oneshot (2,914) Bikewood (working title) // Vashwood // oneshot (3,318) Good Morning, Sweet Prince Sequel (working title) // Plantwood (Uncleverse) // chaptered (11,792 +4,039 +4,970 + 3,397 + 662 +1,459 +258 +2,162 +2,107 +2,772 +4,852) Teenage Shamewank (working title) // Naitesla (Uncleverse) // oneshot (5,705) Nai's Exes Hatefuck (working title) // Wolfsummers (Uncleverse) // oneshot (3,341) Mommy Nick (working title) // Plantwood (Uncleverse) // oneshot (5,890) Doctor Nick (working title) // Plantwood (Uncleverse) // oneshot (3,931) Dog (working title) // Kniveswood (RLRC) // oneshot (3,020) 37 Glasses // Diluven // oneshot (5,195) Spying On Your Dads (working title) // Wangxianhui // oneshot (555) Dance with the Devil // Hisokillu, Killugon // chaptered (17,343) Fuck Them Mines (working title) // Sebalex (Stardew) // oneshot (2,433) Creep (working title) // Sukugoyuu // oneshot (3,805) Total Words: 214,809 Grand Total Words: 269,015
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
I decided to make a document to track my WIP list, and I kind of wish I hadn't.

(This doesn't include the four last Patreon prompts waiting to be filled, nor various ideas that I want to write but haven't actually started yet; only wips with proper words on the page.)

Jesus Christ... send help.
Seidr's Current WIP List Finished, To Be Posted: Kitten Licked - Ch. 2 and 3 Ongoing Fics: Pomegranate // Aventio // Ch. 10 and 11 Desiderium // Zhongchi // Ch. 6 Captive Audience // Jingratiorine // Ch. 4 Baby, Light My Fire // Lighterwisebelle // Ch. 2 Headin' for a Heatwave // Everyone/Ratio // Ch. 3 Run Like Roller Coasters // Kniveswood // Ch. 10 Come As You Are // Plantwood // Ch. 2 Closer to God // Plantwood // Ch. 2 Others: Untitled // Ratiorine // zine fic, oneshot Ornata Auro // Aventio // Sub Palmas sequel, oneshot Erastes // Ratiorine // Eromenos sequel, oneshot Professor Sugar Baby (working title) // Ratiorine // chaptered Boy Genius // Aventiorine // 3+ chapters Untitled // Sunratiorine // Doctor's Sacrament sequel, oneshot Human Statue (working title) // Aventiorine // probably chaptered How To Stop Worrying And Love My Dong (working title) // Ratiorine // chaptered Blackmail (working title) // Aventiorine // oneshot The Professors Are Fighting (working title) // Rationaxa, Sunratiorine // oneshot Untitled // Myphainaxa // oneshot Untitled // Gallamisha // oneshot Back Alley (working title) // Hugolighterwise // oneshot 37 Glasses // Diluven // oneshot Spying On Your Dads (working title) // Wangxianhui // oneshot Tattoo AU (working title) // Vashwood, Plantwood // 3+ chapters Casting Couch (working title) // Chapelwood, Kniveswood // oneshot Hatefuck (working title) // Kniveswood // oneshot Others, continued: Good Morning, Sweet Prince Sequel (working title) // Plantwood (Uncleverse) // chaptered Teenage Shamewank (working title) // Naitesla (Uncleverse) // oneshot Nai's Exes Hatefuck (working title) // Wolfsummers (Uncleverse) // oneshot Mommy Nick (working title) // Plantwood (Uncleverse) // oneshot Doctor Nick (working title) // Plantwood (Uncleverse) // oneshot Dog (working title) // Kniveswood (RLRC) // oneshot Dance with the Devil // Hisokillu, Killugon // chaptered Fuck Them Mines (working title) // Sebalex (Stardew) // oneshot
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
I appreciate your confidence in me (lol) and I could also definitely see a case for this argument.

On the other hand, surely Sunday going through a bullying/humbling arc in his teens could only make him better (or worse...) depending on who's behind it. Makes ya think... 👀

seidrade.straw.page
Anonymous comment via Strawpage: "No hate to the anon for teen sunday and im sure you will crush it no matter cause the sundays you dish out never fails, but i think sunday needs to go thru his humble journey to be tastefull ehehe"
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
Kitten Licked // 5.3k (1/3)
E // underage, teacher/student // #ratiorine

🛁 long-suffering Dr Ratio
🦚 transmasc teen Aventurine
🔗 mutually possessive
🍒 loss of virginity

The tutor slowly succumbs to the pupil's wiles after Aventurine insists Veritas be his first in bed.

ao3.org/works/74119581
Kitten Licked by seidrade Summary: Aventurine is still lounging in his bed half-dressed when Veritas returns, fuming. “What did he do?” he demands, trying with difficulty to keep his emotions from filling his voice with unnecessary implications. “Did he touch you?” Aventurine shrugs. “I don’t know, did he?" He is clad only in a pair of unbuttoned trousers, the hem of his underwear showing through the open flap. His small, pert breasts rise and fall with his breath, pink nipples taut in the chill of the early autumn evening that rolls in through the open window. "Maybe you should come over here and make sure my innocence is still intact, Professor.” Every time his wayward student attempts to back him into a corner, Veritas manages to stay strong. Until the time he doesn't. Tags for Kitten Licked. Please access the screenreader-friendly version by following the AO3 link!
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
I’m definitely down for teen Sunday! Just don’t have anything planned. I’m finally almost done with my 2nd teen Aventurine fic (and have 3 chaps of a teen Ratio fic cooking) so we’ll see!

I’ve been struggling to write the last few months so nothing’s really happening rn, glad for the support tho!
Anon question via Strawpage: “would you ever write teenage sunday? i’d love love love love loveee to see that from you!!! just asking because of that one teenage aven fic…. it got me wondering”
November 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
seidrade.bsky.social
they’re absolutely giving
“Hey my girlfriend saw you from across the bar and we hate your vibe. She’s gonna beat the shit out of you”
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
And here’s some samples of the physical prints! All the solid background prints have a white border to keep it classy 💖

I can also hand-embellish prints with metallic gold for a bit extra per print; ask if you’re interested!
November 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
The flash sheets are larger (11x14”) and $35 each!

And obviously I have an Astarion print because ofc I do… 💫

(16-19)
$20 astarion light pink $20 astarion dark pink $35 flash sheet 01 (11x14”) $35 flash sheet 02 (11x14”)
November 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
A few more designs~

Once again; you can order through phantomorchid.bigcartel.com or just DM me here and let me know which pieces you want!

(13-15)
$20 bunny boy $20 eros + psyche $20 moon lady
November 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
More 8.5x11” prints ranging from $15-20 each (prices shown in alt text)

(9-12)
$20 cherubs $20 golden bunny $15 fairy dragon $20 clown
November 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
These are all 8.5x11” prints ranging from $15-20 each (prices shown in alt text)

I am only currently set up for US shipping through bigcartel but if you’re outside the States, let me know and I can try to navigate intl shipping 😅

(5-8)
$20 unicorn head $20 rose hand $15 b/w portal $20 color portal
November 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
I’m running a discount of 15% off all orders of 2+ or more prints.

All my prints are giclee printed at home by me on professional, archival quality stock.

I can make any of these prints to order, in addition to the five shown in the actual shop! Just DM me and I can custom invoice you 💯

(1-4)
$20 tom of finland sphinx $20 devil (sukuna + hisoka) $15 lamb $20 pink lamb
November 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
Thanks, anon! I’m so glad you like them!! 💞 I have the same username on twt (seidrade) but I don’t really do much on there anymore, aside from RT art on occasion. Twt lowkey stresses me out, lol

I also really do enjoy writing Sunday, I’m sure there will be more of the birdie before long! 🙌💖
Anonymous question submitted via Strawpage: “I love ur fics. Do u have twt or only blsky? I’d also love to see u write more sunday if ud like”
November 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
That felt a bit like cheating, even though I would've hit the One Mil landmark a whole lot sooner if I hadn't forgotten I had a ton more older fic waiting to be posted! (There's still more about to go up, too!)

Anyway, happy Millions Words to me! 🥳
Could really use a W right now, so I'll take it!
AO3 Stat Page screencap: Word Count: 1,001,483
November 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
seidrade.bsky.social
When I realized I was <3k from hitting a million words… come ON!!! 😂
Word Count: 997,179
October 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
seidrade.bsky.social
The Doctor's Sacrament // 15.2k (4/4)
E // 36.9k // dubcon, BDSM #ratioday #suntio #sunratio

🛁 dom top Ratio
🕊️ sub bottom tfem Sunday
🍸 midnight in the party car
🩺 med kink / incest play

After Ratio cleans her up, Sunday finally calls him by the name she's been longing to

ao3.org/works/696628...
The Doctor's Sacrament by seidrade Chapter 4: Repentance Summary: "Say it again, Miss Sunday," Ratio commanded, in a tone that brooked no argument. "Be cooperative and repeat yourself, in full." Sunday squirmed, biting her lip. Tears were overflowing, hot and accusatory on her cheeks. "I can't— I can't do that." And now he'd be able to hear she was crying again… for the love of Xipe, could she do nothing right? "And whyever not?" Ratio seemed entirely undissuaded by her argument. She despaired, realizing she was trapped and he wasn't going to allow her to escape. "Because… you'll never… you'll n-never want to look at me again." Her voice broke, coming out as a cracked, pitched whisper. "I can't." Tags for The Doctor's Sacrament. Please follow the link to AO3 for a screen-reader friendly version!
October 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
seidrade.bsky.social
Thanks, anon! Maybe? I do love cock-stepping (mostly as powerplay) but if I ever finish the sequel to Sub Palmas, it’s heavier s&m, so possibly there!

As for requests, those were only through Patreon and I’ve been on hiatus. When I start again, I won’t be doing individual requests anymore.
Anon submission from strawpage: “do you think would you ever write cbt 😼 when do you think you’ll open fic requests again!!! I love your work”
October 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
Okay, hit me… 👀
Give me a fanfiction trope and I’ll grade it: A: Love it B: Like it C: Neutral D: Not my favorite F: Hate it
September 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
POV: you made Dr. Ratio a drink to encourage him to demonstrate some of the modeling techniques mentioned in his highly lauded, recently published treatise on figure sculpting

#nsfw #drratio #seidradeart
A digital sketch of Dr. Ratio stripped naked and leaning backward against an implied surface. His chin is tucked towards his chest and his visible arm is held behind his back, as if pinned or bound there. His posture is tense and he’s looking down at his own body, frowning slightly with a mix of chagrin and disgruntled arousal as if wondering, perhaps, why he allowed himself to be talked into such an undignified scenario. The drawing trails off at his hips, with a long line implying the upper curve of his half-hard cock. The background abstract swirls might be reminiscent of cocktail ingredients being mixed, or maybe they just represent cum, depends on how horny you are. (Por que no los dos?)
September 3, 2025 at 6:12 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
The Doctor's Sacrament // 4.7k (3/4)
E // 22k // dubcon, BDSM #ratioday #suntio #sunratio

🛁 dom top Ratio
🕊️ sub bottom tfem Sunday
🍸 midnight in the party car
🩺 med kink

A brief reprieve from her exam finds Sunday on her knees for the doctor. It feels strangely natural.

ao3.org/works/696628...
The Doctor's Sacrament by seidrade Chapter 3: Temperance Summary: "Perfect," Ratio said, and somehow that very word alone served to suffuse her entire being with warmth and longing. "Place your hands on me, somewhere comfortable." After a moment's hesitation, Sunday reached out to rest her palms on his knees, feeling that to be a safe spot. She glanced up at him again for confirmation that she hadn't somehow misunderstood his directions. "Like this?" "Mm. Very good. Now, tell me, Miss Sunday. What is the extent of your experience performing oral sex?" Tags for The Doctor's Sacrament. Please follow the AO3 link for a screenreader-friendly version!
September 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
Rough Ratio anon… I love you 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 this is so frickin sweet, absolutely made my entire month, bless you 🥹🙏🏻🫂🙇

uwahhhh he’s so precious I’m gonna explode, can’t believe you draw that with your finger!!?!?
A very precious drawing of Dr Ratio’s face done on strawpage with the text: “rough ratio srry” and “I love your fics!! 🩷 seidrade supremacy” An anonymous comment left via strawpage: “sent u a rough ratio drawn with my finger but I wanted to say I adore your fics and you’re truly an inspiration for me as a writer, I wish you lots of rest and happiness and bottom ratios” 🥹🥹🥹
September 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
seidrade.bsky.social
Pomegranate, Ch. 9 (10.8k)
#aventio 🦚🛁 // E // 69k

😈 incubus Aventurine
🍎 trans Dr. Ratio
👯‍♂️ adventures in mutual pining
🙇 sub drop / dom drop

Aventurine's risky excursion to a coliseum sends Veritas higher than ever, then leaves him crashing just as hard.

ao3.org/works/578204...
Pomegranate by seidrade Chapter 9: Echoes & Dust Summary: “Dare I ask what you have planned?” Ratio kept his voice quiet, allowing himself the barest of murmurs. Aventurine pretended to consider the question. Hmm. I don’t think so. His tail curled up without further ado and plucked the glasses from Veritas’ face, neatly rendering him invisible. It immediately inspired a feeling of delicious, almost sinister dread— a murky tendril of desire twisting up Veritas’ spine. “I see,” he said, despite the irony of that statement. His stomach clenched with unsteady anticipation. “Use me as you will, then.” Tags for Pomegranate. Please follow the AO3 link for a screenreader-friendly version!
August 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM