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seidr || 35+ || they/he/she || nsfw 18+ 🪦🕊️
pro-fiction + anti-harassment
smut writer + tattoo artist

trigun kvw (uncleverse!) 🐺🌪️🔪
soooo much hyv 🛁🦚🕊️, 🔶💧, etc
svsss + mdzs + tgcf
rt heavy, multi/polyship, all ships 🔁

minors, antis, ai get blocked ✌️
Well, I'm not *not* considering it, now that you ask. (idk how you expect me to keep Ratio out of there, lmao!) But hmm... Caelus is a cute bully and Aventurine does love to spoil his friends~

It's also apparently not a searchable ship tag on AO3 yet, which naturally makes me want to do it, pfff.
November 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Kitten Licked // 6k (2/3)
E // underage, teacher/student // #ratiorine #nsfw

🛁 longsuffering Dr Ratio
🦚 transmasc teen Aventurine
🔗 mutually possessive
🍒 loss of virginity

Aventurine finally gets a mouthful. (Veritas might be a little pussy-whipped, but who's complaining?)

ao3.org/works/741195...
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Hey! Yes, Vash is going to eventually find out! 👀

I've actually had the scene where they talk about Nai/Tesla (and a few other related~ things, pardon the pun) roughly drafted out for ages now. Just haven't gotten there in the story yet!

But since you asked... I can offer a tiiiny snippet! 👀
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I found more WIPs so it's up to 46 now.

There's 13,187 words of Kitten Licked finished and about to be posted, 41,019 words of ongoing fics in progress, and another 214,809 words of fully unposted wips...

Making for a grand total of 269,015 words waiting in the wings. Do I laugh or cry 😂
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I decided to make a document to track my WIP list, and I kind of wish I hadn't.

(This doesn't include the four last Patreon prompts waiting to be filled, nor various ideas that I want to write but haven't actually started yet; only wips with proper words on the page.)

Jesus Christ... send help.
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I appreciate your confidence in me (lol) and I could also definitely see a case for this argument.

On the other hand, surely Sunday going through a bullying/humbling arc in his teens could only make him better (or worse...) depending on who's behind it. Makes ya think... 👀

seidrade.straw.page
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Kitten Licked // 5.3k (1/3)
E // underage, teacher/student // #ratiorine

🛁 long-suffering Dr Ratio
🦚 transmasc teen Aventurine
🔗 mutually possessive
🍒 loss of virginity

The tutor slowly succumbs to the pupil's wiles after Aventurine insists Veritas be his first in bed.

ao3.org/works/74119581
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I’m definitely down for teen Sunday! Just don’t have anything planned. I’m finally almost done with my 2nd teen Aventurine fic (and have 3 chaps of a teen Ratio fic cooking) so we’ll see!

I’ve been struggling to write the last few months so nothing’s really happening rn, glad for the support tho!
November 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
they’re absolutely giving
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 AM
And here’s some samples of the physical prints! All the solid background prints have a white border to keep it classy 💖

I can also hand-embellish prints with metallic gold for a bit extra per print; ask if you’re interested!
November 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
The flash sheets are larger (11x14”) and $35 each!

And obviously I have an Astarion print because ofc I do… 💫

(16-19)
November 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
A few more designs~

Once again; you can order through phantomorchid.bigcartel.com or just DM me here and let me know which pieces you want!

(13-15)
November 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
More 8.5x11” prints ranging from $15-20 each (prices shown in alt text)

(9-12)
November 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
These are all 8.5x11” prints ranging from $15-20 each (prices shown in alt text)

I am only currently set up for US shipping through bigcartel but if you’re outside the States, let me know and I can try to navigate intl shipping 😅

(5-8)
November 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I’m running a discount of 15% off all orders of 2+ or more prints.

All my prints are giclee printed at home by me on professional, archival quality stock.

I can make any of these prints to order, in addition to the five shown in the actual shop! Just DM me and I can custom invoice you 💯

(1-4)
November 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Thanks, anon! I’m so glad you like them!! 💞 I have the same username on twt (seidrade) but I don’t really do much on there anymore, aside from RT art on occasion. Twt lowkey stresses me out, lol

I also really do enjoy writing Sunday, I’m sure there will be more of the birdie before long! 🙌💖
November 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
That felt a bit like cheating, even though I would've hit the One Mil landmark a whole lot sooner if I hadn't forgotten I had a ton more older fic waiting to be posted! (There's still more about to go up, too!)

Anyway, happy Millions Words to me! 🥳
Could really use a W right now, so I'll take it!
November 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
When I realized I was <3k from hitting a million words… come ON!!! 😂
October 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The Doctor's Sacrament // 15.2k (4/4)
E // 36.9k // dubcon, BDSM #ratioday #suntio #sunratio

🛁 dom top Ratio
🕊️ sub bottom tfem Sunday
🍸 midnight in the party car
🩺 med kink / incest play

After Ratio cleans her up, Sunday finally calls him by the name she's been longing to

ao3.org/works/696628...
October 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Thanks, anon! Maybe? I do love cock-stepping (mostly as powerplay) but if I ever finish the sequel to Sub Palmas, it’s heavier s&m, so possibly there!

As for requests, those were only through Patreon and I’ve been on hiatus. When I start again, I won’t be doing individual requests anymore.
October 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Okay, hit me… 👀
September 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
POV: you made Dr. Ratio a drink to encourage him to demonstrate some of the modeling techniques mentioned in his highly lauded, recently published treatise on figure sculpting

#nsfw #drratio #seidradeart
September 3, 2025 at 6:12 AM
The Doctor's Sacrament // 4.7k (3/4)
E // 22k // dubcon, BDSM #ratioday #suntio #sunratio

🛁 dom top Ratio
🕊️ sub bottom tfem Sunday
🍸 midnight in the party car
🩺 med kink

A brief reprieve from her exam finds Sunday on her knees for the doctor. It feels strangely natural.

ao3.org/works/696628...
September 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Rough Ratio anon… I love you 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 this is so frickin sweet, absolutely made my entire month, bless you 🥹🙏🏻🫂🙇

uwahhhh he’s so precious I’m gonna explode, can’t believe you draw that with your finger!!?!?
September 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Pomegranate, Ch. 9 (10.8k)
#aventio 🦚🛁 // E // 69k

😈 incubus Aventurine
🍎 trans Dr. Ratio
👯‍♂️ adventures in mutual pining
🙇 sub drop / dom drop

Aventurine's risky excursion to a coliseum sends Veritas higher than ever, then leaves him crashing just as hard.

ao3.org/works/578204...
August 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM