That ref was working hard to make sure those ropes were free of dust. He's a professional and maintains an immaculate workplace.

"Feels like it was made for me but of course it wasn't" -- This sums up how I feel about your writing. Every weird, colorful, kinky corner of it.

Danny's setting up a bar in Eden. Got it.

AI has one valid purpose in this world and that is generating hundreds of variations of the Bee Movie script to submit to Texas to avoid filters.

Send the Be Movie script!
Send the Bea Movie script!
Send the Honey Hornet Movie script!
Send the Pee Movie script!
Send th

I mean, it really depends on which Nessa. Uptight scifi overlord Nessa wants people to roll over and accept her dominion, so not the *best* role model.

Well, not the best role model *politically*. She's quite the exemplar in other ways.

You gotta give them credit. In a field where scams all look the same, this one really stood apart. You're going to remember this company the next time you need to give money away for no gain.

Wrestling has a long and storied scifi history. Mad scientist wrestlers, time traveling wrestlers, robot wrestlers, alternate universe wrestlers.

So you see, it's totally on brand and not at all a cash grab by a channel desperate to lose its identity.

Look, to be fair to the WWE, would AI really be any worse than the creative mind that brought us Eugene, "the extraordinary man who can do extra ordinary things", Invasion, and Puerto Rican Time Shares: The Tag Team?

And if we really get down to it, would it really be any more morally bankrupt?

This is the modern day equivalent of making the VCR stop blinking 12 o'clock.

Arcane knowledge and no small amount of luck is needed to succeed.

You have access to an otherworld video rental company that contains unreleased movies and fictional works, don't you?

YOU ARE
SANCTIONED
CHATUR'GHA
*(heal noises)*

Wish weird west could get some footing as a subgenre. It's still so niche.

Did you watch the good one, the bad one, or the new one?

🎵Ishmael, Pequod, blind with rage
🎵It's a duck blur
🎵I'll kill that damn whale
🎵Shit, stuck on its tail!
🎵🌊(blub blurb)🌊

Ishmael: (floating on wreckage as the beast and captain sink into the depths, leaving him in peace) Whew. Whew.

Fake it til you make it.

...Oh God, what else has the Fetlife guy done to emulate billionaires?

One of the only things I remember about the movie is that idiotic plotline.

Osborn: You have the same disease I do. It's terminal. You only have maybe 60 years to live.

Goblin: I'm dying! (Panics and immediately takes unnecessary risks with his company and body.)

Due to an antitrust legality issue and no small amount of spite on the part of regulatory commissions, Tony Khan now owns WCW.

Lawyer: Can you sum up why you called?

C.S.: HOW DARE YOU ASK FOR THAT

Glad to hear it! In the meantime wanted to ask. How much of that vanilla ice cream lecture in Castaways 2 was personal opinion?