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"Why does she have so many buckles?"
"It's Final Fantasy"
"I don't care WHOSE fantasy it is. Nobody should have this many buckles."
screengrab from an ancient youtube animated skit, "H.P. Papercraft". An old, computer-illiterate man is suspicious of an image on his screen as a younger fella hovers behind
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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brb getting looks advice from this guy
tattoo of Richard Nixon's smiling face on Roger Stone's bullfrog like back
November 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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the King did WHAT
cut-off news headline claims "King Charles strips brother"
October 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Am I wasting my time?
OP adds J Hawes, Buffalo rookie tight end, to his roster
May 21, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Somehow Bing returned
Oscar Isaac in Star Wars Episode IX
May 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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I voted on one of these last Fall and it was so fucking funny but also impressive in how professionally everyone handled it
"Byelection will have record 91 candidates in a two-column ballot"
April 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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How can that be profitable for the Nintendo company?
Jesse Plemons in the movie Game Night. In the original dialogue, the character is asking his neighbor how a three-for-one deal on chips can be profitable for the Frito Lay corporation
April 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Andre Nowzick, played by Paul Scheer, wearing the most cursed fedora/shutter shades/two-tone graphic 3/4 sleeve combo you'll ever see
April 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Disco Elysium "It's an expression of pain."
February 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Nedroid comic: Reginald, a bird person, decides to try frying some corn and panic ensues as the corn begins to pop
February 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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found it lol
AI generated NFL blurb that changes Sam LaPorta's name to Sammy Ballgame, even referring to him as simply "Ballgame"
January 19, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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oh
a repost from the original poster pointing out the image is from porn
January 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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A picture of Hideo Kojima - an American man in a Cowboy getup - performing stand-up comedy in a video game
December 30, 2024 at 4:39 PM
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Cosmo Kramer, who would ABSOLUTELY use the Ring, but it would have nothing to do with its influence
December 23, 2024 at 6:57 PM
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ahh my bad I meant the Celestial Emissary. It's been a while
little dudes with big goopy goofy heads
December 23, 2024 at 4:07 AM
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Jerry Rice as a Seattle Seahawk
November 23, 2024 at 12:26 AM
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Forum thread titled "NFL players whose names sound like Star Wars characters"
November 9, 2024 at 9:12 PM
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you're good man, we serve ham in this house
A delicious looking ham. I could just lick it up. Starting from the top, maybe occasionally working my way down... I'll keep it guessing, that's for sure.
October 22, 2024 at 4:38 AM
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"Enduring Ideals?" I'd like to think that on turn- I mean, page 3, it's this Magic card, then the same card over and over
The MTG card Enduring Ideal, which copies itself for the entire rest of the game, also forbidding you from casting any other spells
October 5, 2024 at 6:47 AM
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infamous Olbermann tweet urging DJT to resign
September 24, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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yeah, I sure hope it does
Drew Gooden in the "road work ahead? yeah i sure hope it does" vine
September 21, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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I don't imagine Sisyphus at all
July 23, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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I grabbed my last 3 free months and I am prepared for the next step
July 19, 2024 at 12:33 AM
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like this
July 9, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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July 9, 2024 at 5:46 PM