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Ryan Bishop-d'Plume (aka Ryan Waggoner)
46, bi (more like pan, but old enough that "bi" was the only term I knew for a while) (he/him, comfortable with they/them)
Writer, gamer, worrier
Essays and more found at:
https://bishopdplume.wordpress.com/
46, bi (more like pan, but old enough that "bi" was the only term I knew for a while) (he/him, comfortable with they/them)
Writer, gamer, worrier
Essays and more found at:
https://bishopdplume.wordpress.com/
If i can help alleviate this particular crisis:
Six people THAT YOU KNOW OF would like to have GROUP sex with you.
40 people THAT YOU KNOW OF want to INDIVIDUALLY have sex with you.
There. Now it's not your problem anymore. Now everyone else just has to tell you which camp they are in.
Six people THAT YOU KNOW OF would like to have GROUP sex with you.
40 people THAT YOU KNOW OF want to INDIVIDUALLY have sex with you.
There. Now it's not your problem anymore. Now everyone else just has to tell you which camp they are in.
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
If i can help alleviate this particular crisis:
Six people THAT YOU KNOW OF would like to have GROUP sex with you.
40 people THAT YOU KNOW OF want to INDIVIDUALLY have sex with you.
There. Now it's not your problem anymore. Now everyone else just has to tell you which camp they are in.
Six people THAT YOU KNOW OF would like to have GROUP sex with you.
40 people THAT YOU KNOW OF want to INDIVIDUALLY have sex with you.
There. Now it's not your problem anymore. Now everyone else just has to tell you which camp they are in.
I like my job. I just wish that, at the very least, if we had to have capitalism, we'd have been able to keep it as our economic system rather than it becoming the end-all, be-all of life.
December 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I like my job. I just wish that, at the very least, if we had to have capitalism, we'd have been able to keep it as our economic system rather than it becoming the end-all, be-all of life.
Instructions unclear. I now have the impression that your crisis is that only 6 people want to fuck you at any given moment.
December 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Instructions unclear. I now have the impression that your crisis is that only 6 people want to fuck you at any given moment.
I could write an essay about how much I would kill (metaphorically) for the opportunity to write for The Onion, but there's a dozen reasons why it would be the perfect opportunity at the worst possible time.
I'll be keeping my eyes open for future fellowships, though. And prepping my portfolio.
I'll be keeping my eyes open for future fellowships, though. And prepping my portfolio.
December 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I could write an essay about how much I would kill (metaphorically) for the opportunity to write for The Onion, but there's a dozen reasons why it would be the perfect opportunity at the worst possible time.
I'll be keeping my eyes open for future fellowships, though. And prepping my portfolio.
I'll be keeping my eyes open for future fellowships, though. And prepping my portfolio.
