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Ryan Bishop-d'Plume (aka Ryan Waggoner)
46, bi (more like pan, but old enough that "bi" was the only term I knew for a while) (he/him, comfortable with they/them)
Writer, gamer, worrier
Essays and more found at:
https://bishopdplume.wordpress.com/
46, bi (more like pan, but old enough that "bi" was the only term I knew for a while) (he/him, comfortable with they/them)
Writer, gamer, worrier
Essays and more found at:
https://bishopdplume.wordpress.com/
I could write an essay about how much I would kill (metaphorically) for the opportunity to write for The Onion, but there's a dozen reasons why it would be the perfect opportunity at the worst possible time.
I'll be keeping my eyes open for future fellowships, though. And prepping my portfolio.
I'll be keeping my eyes open for future fellowships, though. And prepping my portfolio.
December 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I could write an essay about how much I would kill (metaphorically) for the opportunity to write for The Onion, but there's a dozen reasons why it would be the perfect opportunity at the worst possible time.
I'll be keeping my eyes open for future fellowships, though. And prepping my portfolio.
I'll be keeping my eyes open for future fellowships, though. And prepping my portfolio.
4) Bob Fosse.
5) Bob Fosse, film director.
6) don't sleep on the film versions of 'Cabaret', 'Chicago', 'The Fantasticks', or 'Pirates of Penzance'.
7) If you ever need to cry, I can pretty much guarantee 'Fiddler On The Roof' will make it happen. Every time.
5) Bob Fosse, film director.
6) don't sleep on the film versions of 'Cabaret', 'Chicago', 'The Fantasticks', or 'Pirates of Penzance'.
7) If you ever need to cry, I can pretty much guarantee 'Fiddler On The Roof' will make it happen. Every time.
October 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
4) Bob Fosse.
5) Bob Fosse, film director.
6) don't sleep on the film versions of 'Cabaret', 'Chicago', 'The Fantasticks', or 'Pirates of Penzance'.
7) If you ever need to cry, I can pretty much guarantee 'Fiddler On The Roof' will make it happen. Every time.
5) Bob Fosse, film director.
6) don't sleep on the film versions of 'Cabaret', 'Chicago', 'The Fantasticks', or 'Pirates of Penzance'.
7) If you ever need to cry, I can pretty much guarantee 'Fiddler On The Roof' will make it happen. Every time.
1) nobody beats Sondheim for wordplay. Lin-Manuel comes close, but only Sondheim can make it sound perfectly natural.
2) if you ever have an opportunity, do yourself a favor and watch a live, professional production of 'Pirates of Penzance'.
3) Webber has 4 good shows. No one agrees on which 4.
2) if you ever have an opportunity, do yourself a favor and watch a live, professional production of 'Pirates of Penzance'.
3) Webber has 4 good shows. No one agrees on which 4.
October 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
1) nobody beats Sondheim for wordplay. Lin-Manuel comes close, but only Sondheim can make it sound perfectly natural.
2) if you ever have an opportunity, do yourself a favor and watch a live, professional production of 'Pirates of Penzance'.
3) Webber has 4 good shows. No one agrees on which 4.
2) if you ever have an opportunity, do yourself a favor and watch a live, professional production of 'Pirates of Penzance'.
3) Webber has 4 good shows. No one agrees on which 4.
If Cabaret didn't hit for you, especially with at least the US currently looking like it does, I would have worried.
I'm sure you've gotten a number of fantastic suggestions for other shows, but as a nerd who was friends with the theater kids but not actually a theater kid myself, here's my guide:
I'm sure you've gotten a number of fantastic suggestions for other shows, but as a nerd who was friends with the theater kids but not actually a theater kid myself, here's my guide:
October 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
If Cabaret didn't hit for you, especially with at least the US currently looking like it does, I would have worried.
I'm sure you've gotten a number of fantastic suggestions for other shows, but as a nerd who was friends with the theater kids but not actually a theater kid myself, here's my guide:
I'm sure you've gotten a number of fantastic suggestions for other shows, but as a nerd who was friends with the theater kids but not actually a theater kid myself, here's my guide:
What's the sound of the entirity of Armed Forces command saying "this meeting could have been an email"?
September 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
What's the sound of the entirity of Armed Forces command saying "this meeting could have been an email"?