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words on my ass

(probably not for those who are young of years (web-18))
i think people are mainly just confused/mad that he keeps coming back despite there being generally no fanfare for his existence.
i don't think anyone who hates him really knows him all that well (probably because none of them have played lost world lol)
December 31, 2025 at 9:15 PM
yooo emergency call ambulance hell yeahhhh
December 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
cool. uh. alright man. that's cool and all yeah... um. alright. great...
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
like, yeah. sonic is a minor technically but I'm not into that i just really like his design

someone else might like him BECAUSE he's a minor. and it didn't feel good once i realized that i was kinda helping "normalize" the sexualization of a teenager.

i'm probably overthinking things honestly but
a bald man is talking into a microphone with the words `` you just never know '' written on his face .
Alt: a gif of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in front of a stone wall as he says "You just never know." with a caption of the same phrase.
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
i mean to be fair i wasn't worried about my image when i chose to take my works down.
i was more so worried about how other people might derive enjoyment from them i guess??
December 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
i know i'm being kind of a bitch with this but holy fuck

this is kinda fucking ridiculous don'tcha think?????
they've done this shit every single fucking time another movie is coming out.
and they'll keep doing it because it makes them a billion dollars every time.

billion -1
December 6, 2025 at 6:00 AM
this entire song feels like there's supposed to be a beat drop and that sucks because I'm sure it'd be an absolute fucking banger if it did.

honestly, can someone make an extended beat drop version of this lol
i'd do it if i didn't suck ass at music production.
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
let me be clear. this isn't 100% serious.
i don't mind more people liking sonic. i think it's great!
i just don't like the commercialist undertones of all the merch and marketing going on lately.
i mean spongebob is in fucking sonic now. like that's insane.
and they're already making a sonic 4 film
November 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
really hope sonic labubus do NOT happen though.
i'd become an angry old man and start clambering for "the good old days" where sonic wasn't such a fucking sell out.
i mean, i'm kind of an old man about it already but i'd be even more so.
November 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
really no need to call them that.
because labubu is a "surprise" type collectible thing.
these you can just buy the ones you want.
and also these just aren't similar at all.
plus. if sonic labubus actually come out you're gonna feel real dumb when you gotta use the same headline haha
November 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM