Ben Shapiro was a failed screenwriter and novelist who now rails against Hollywood.

You don’t get your annual wellness MRI that they give to all healthy people just to be sure their brain is still super perfect like always? They’re so cheap they basically use MRIs for everything.

It’s immediately great

“I am innocent and the files prove it! That’s why I can’t show you the files, and will order people to hide and alter the files and fire anyone who asks about them and even prevent Congresspeople from taking office so they can’t ask for them.”

Their target audience - Christians - should recognize this as blasphemous idolatry.

“Well he just offered me a ride on his plane” That is the easiest offer in the world to turn down, especially if you’re already rich. No one does that because they just needed a lift and didn’t care who was offering.

I also had a bad relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, in that I never met or even attempted to talk to him. Being best friends with a rapist and then having a falling out is not better than just being friends with him the whole time.

I bet there’s a Tannen in the Trump administration.

Well, arguably since we never got the version of 2015 pictured in BttF 2, our current reality might be due to all their meddling. If Doc hadn’t saved Clara and told people about jogging in 1885, we could be seeing holographic Jaws movies to this day.

Nothing is more dramatic than masculinity.

It’s like in the Manchurian Candidate when every time the Senator talks about communists in the government, the number goes up. They were already exaggerating how many undocumented immigrants were in the country when they were elected and now after mass deportations, they claim even more.

Of course one of those things exclusively helps people but maybe sometimes makes other people uncomfortable, while the other thing frequently kills people while marginally providing slightly more vitamins that people already get from other sources. So you can see why a death cult supports it.