Poison Journal - entry 3

My gums have started bleeding a thick green substance. I was accosted when some dripped to the floor while trying to order some food. I managed to snap a photo of the man after he threw me to the ground. The police were little help. Had a green shake to soothe my nerves.

It was this little pooper's birthday this week. She's 5 years young! Her anxiety might prevent you from giving her warm birthday wishes in person, but I can deliver them and let her know who they're from.

#tooniedsnarlan
#toonieballoons
#petuniapeanut
#crazylittledog
#underbite

Poison Journal - entry 2

So many things reminded me of the green shake on my walk I felt obliged to get another. It was OK. Tasted vaguely of mint and sick. Hands have at least stopped shaking. 2.5 stars

#macdonalds
#withdrawalsymptoms
#mintandsick

Poison journal - entry 1

I was searching through some detritus next to the train tracks and found this beverage from some place called Macdonalds. Still not sure why, but I decided to go for it. Not bad. Minty... but in an unnatural way. 3 stars.

#mcdonalds #poisonbutinagoodway