Persie
sedalotl.bsky.social
Persie
@sedalotl.bsky.social
I can feel the alcohol but I can't taste the alcohol.
April 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Nothing like driving 25 minutes to your friend's house so you can hide from the painter decorators at your own
April 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
@nesproxy.co.uk this is favouritism. Where is my chocolate croissant 🥐😭😭😭
March 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I feel like a rum bottle that doesn't look like it's from a pirate ship, just isn't rum. It's a fake.
March 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Is risotto just kinda shit? Did I spend 90 mins following a recipe that said 30. Yes. But why was it so bland? I just don't think I'm a risotto person.
February 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Sat next to the oven for warmth while cooking my chips.
Me huh sounds like it's raining outside.
Nope it's the chips in their oil.
How relaxing 😌
February 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Electrician: oh yeah the work will just make a little dust
Come home to find everything we own in every room of the house covered in dust to a level of disturbing - we should be wearing masks. Is going to cost probably £100's in cleaning costs and disposal of things we can't clean.
What a knobhead
January 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
24 hours from arriving at the airport in Osaka and arriving at London Heathrow and I feel like a dehydrated piece of mango.
January 24, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Why do food influencers actively use the phrase "did you know if you add" and then starting a recipe.... We aren't throwing facts about guys just give me the recipe. It's not some unbelievable revelation to put garlic and tomatoes with pasta.
January 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM