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securityunit.bsky.social
@securityunit.bsky.social
Disabled and trans, I write stories and play tabletop and video games. Boring nerd. Former educator. he/him 🐻 pan, poly, partnered
I paused wondering if it is appropriate to wrap @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social's "Everything is Tuberculosis" in Sanrio wrapping paper, but I guess I'll find out when I get to read it. Is Hello Kitty Tuberculosis? (Yes I had to wrap my presents, but my partner is writing the to/from tag)
December 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
No Shave November isn't very fun when your facial hair is scraggly. Here's to keep on trying for next year.
December 1, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Code Red has two kinds of food coloring! So much Red 40 that soon this pie will be illegal! A historical experience for the ages. Also the abomination jello shots after I added the cherry gelatin.
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Turns out one box of gelatin leaves enough to make 2 or 3 pies. I'm making cursed abomination jello shots and pouring all the left overs into one. The first Baja Blast pie cooked up lovely!
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 AM
The cool thing about my family not being on Blue Sky is that I can live message my adventures in making Mt. Dew pies for Thanksgiving tomorrow and it will still be a surprise. Only my partner, sister, kids, and friend know about them. And the kids are going elsewhere for the holiday.
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 AM
@damnyouwillis.bsky.social My 15 yr old just saw my new magnets and it turned into: "Why are they on the horse?" "Keep reading the comics, here, look at the first page of the new book."
"Oh this is cool I thought it was signed."
"It is signed, with a doodle, they all are."
"What?! That's cool!"
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Me this morning: I wonder how bike race (El Tour de Tucson) and this was the third fb post. Cyclist is fine, bike was not, and the javalina did a hit and run and they couldn't find it to check on it.
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Poke'mon Go has a special event that I was not interested in last year and had a field research I didn't complete. Finished it and stubbornly held onto it for a year. Could I have deleted the quest? Yeah, but then they'd win and I'd not get my different Voltorb that I typically delete if caught.
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
October 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
English muffin mini pizza night!
September 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My dad used to say he was Robert Redford in Elmer Fudd's body. But then I found a box of his old pictures and this is from the late 70s early 80s. Why does he look like Robert Redford from Jeremiah Johnson?
September 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Finished the Flip n Skip pieces for a jumbo version my kid wants to run at RinCon in October :)
September 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Belated school lunch post. Imitation crab with mayo, lemon juice, parsley. Soy sauce for 15 yr old, green onions for 12 yr old. I baked zucchini bread Sunday as a surprise for lunch this week. Wore me out and I got a migraine though, but premade onigiri is saving me time in the morning.
September 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I did pretty good the past couple of days. First shiny shadow pokemon (will probably still purify it), 9 shiny rookidees, and some platinum awards. Also got gold medal for party challenges. I have less than 500 to get platinum for ice, dragon, and steel.
August 31, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Lunchbox. One kid is staying home sick, they had a migraine yesterday :/
August 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
My first onigiri for the kids' lunch and more egg cups. I screwed up the egg cups. The multi colored cups were supposed to be just potato, egg, cheese, bacon but add green onion. The bigger light blue ones were supposed to be spinach blended with the egg but no green onion.
August 27, 2025 at 6:23 AM
August 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Long egg and egg cups
August 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Egg muffins for kids. Recipe was pretty accurate so 10 eggs filled 12 muffin tins. 5 pieces of pre cooked bacon, one small golden potato, 2 cups of frozen spinach, a cup of parmesean, green onion for one kid. Haven't made these since 12 yr old was a toddler.

www.spendwithpennies.com/make-ahead-e...
August 13, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Game night with 15 bean soup and sasparilla floats
August 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Kids got back to school shirts I got new poke'mon shirts.
August 7, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Went to a lavender farm and Michael found a little snake!
June 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I finally got my wood chips! I need a wheel barrow now 🙃
June 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Making full moon tea. My dad used to say, "In Tucson you can make sun tea at midnight on your kitchen counter."
June 12, 2025 at 7:28 AM
So my kid had their AP World History exam today and we're listening to pope coverage on NPR. I'm info dumping about Jesus renaming Simon to Peter and we stop and this is by the side of the road. Weird as fuck.
May 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM