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Only 35 percent of the ocean floor has been mapped in as much detail as the surface of Mars.
February 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States.

-George W. Bush
February 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Justin Timberlake, and Ryan Gosling, were all on The Mickey Mouse Show together at the same time.
February 1, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Wikipedia banned the Church of Scientology from editing any articles.
January 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Bananas are berries, while strawberries are not. Botanically speaking, berries are classified as fruits that develop from a single ovary and have multiple seeds.
January 31, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Humans use a total of 72 different muscles in speech.
January 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The first song played on Armed Forces Radio during operation Desert Shield was "Rock the Casba" by the Clash.
January 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
My doctor asked if anyone in my family suffers from mental illness. I said: No, we all seem to enjoy it.
January 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
When a 300-year-old statue of Jesus from Mexico was restored, it was discovered that the statue had real human teeth inside its "mouth."
January 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Hedgehogs – why can't they just share the hedge?

-Dan Antolpolski
January 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco.
January 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
What's the king of the pencil case? The ruler.
January 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Broccoli and cauliflower are vegetables that come from the same plant.
January 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
You'd be in good shape, if you ran as much as your mouth.
January 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

-Steve Martin
January 29, 2025 at 12:06 PM
It is estimated that approximately 11 minutes are cut off the life of an average male smoker from each cigarette smoked.
January 29, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Getting birthday money is the real life equivalent of passing 'go' and collecting $200.
January 29, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

-Will Rogers
January 29, 2025 at 8:33 AM
A crocodiles tongue is attached to the roof of its mouth.
January 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The sweet potato is a root vegetable and is not closely related to the potato.
January 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Anorexia has the highest mortality rate of any psychological disorder: between 5% and 20% eventually die from it.
January 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
There are no dinosaur fossils in the Grand Canyon because the rocks are older than dinosaurs!
January 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
January 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The new Titanic 3D is out. Maybe they'll see the stupid iceberg this time.
January 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year.
January 26, 2025 at 11:58 AM