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He's totally getting Columboed
December 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
He's totally getting Columboed
Maybe they're self-portraits
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Maybe they're self-portraits
Something wrong? You've barely touched your triple self-cooking hot dog.
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Something wrong? You've barely touched your triple self-cooking hot dog.
This is fine. It's perfectly normal.
(Reality is an AI simulation)
(Reality is an AI simulation)
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This is fine. It's perfectly normal.
(Reality is an AI simulation)
(Reality is an AI simulation)
I hope there's a later chapter where she attempts to tour the campus of the school of hard knocks.
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I hope there's a later chapter where she attempts to tour the campus of the school of hard knocks.
The real hall of fame is the elderly presidential candidates we banged along the way
December 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The real hall of fame is the elderly presidential candidates we banged along the way
And he'd be completely oblivious.
"What apocalypse? I just thought there was a tornado or something and that's why the power was out. I don't pay attention to these things!"
"What apocalypse? I just thought there was a tornado or something and that's why the power was out. I don't pay attention to these things!"
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
And he'd be completely oblivious.
"What apocalypse? I just thought there was a tornado or something and that's why the power was out. I don't pay attention to these things!"
"What apocalypse? I just thought there was a tornado or something and that's why the power was out. I don't pay attention to these things!"
American Psycho was a documentary
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
American Psycho was a documentary
Different cultures exist? *monocle pops out*
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Different cultures exist? *monocle pops out*
It's like he thinks the "So you're saying there's a chance..." line from Dumb & Dumber was meant to be inspirational.
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
It's like he thinks the "So you're saying there's a chance..." line from Dumb & Dumber was meant to be inspirational.
If I win the lottery I will fund a CSI style show about investigating household products. I'll hire you as a consultant.
November 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
If I win the lottery I will fund a CSI style show about investigating household products. I'll hire you as a consultant.
"People can sleep again..."
Yes, they certainly can
Yes, they certainly can
November 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"People can sleep again..."
Yes, they certainly can
Yes, they certainly can
Outsourcing Ryckert introspection
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Outsourcing Ryckert introspection
This actually looks like the West End Girls video
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This actually looks like the West End Girls video
The left and right trunkless legs of stone met in the middle at one point...
November 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The left and right trunkless legs of stone met in the middle at one point...
🎶 5 dollar ACOG
November 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
🎶 5 dollar ACOG
His mother's very proud
November 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
His mother's very proud
If only there was some sort of famous historical precedent for the strategy of appeasement 🤔
Oh well...
Oh well...
November 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
If only there was some sort of famous historical precedent for the strategy of appeasement 🤔
Oh well...
Oh well...
There's a scene from The Untouchables that explains it perfectly.
October 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
There's a scene from The Untouchables that explains it perfectly.
Newsletter hearing the barbecue joke for the eighth time
a man with a beard is taking a picture of himself in a mirror with his cell phone .
ALT: a man with a beard is taking a picture of himself in a mirror with his cell phone .
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Newsletter hearing the barbecue joke for the eighth time
Both penalties offset
Second down
Second down
October 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Both penalties offset
Second down
Second down
How have I not heard this audio being used on other videos before? 😂
October 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
How have I not heard this audio being used on other videos before? 😂