The Visual Raconteur
@secretsanta74.bsky.social
I've had a Mini since before the internet was a thing.
Do I need to get rid of it now I've seen one on Insta ?
Do I need to get rid of it now I've seen one on Insta ?
December 17, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I've had a Mini since before the internet was a thing.
Do I need to get rid of it now I've seen one on Insta ?
Do I need to get rid of it now I've seen one on Insta ?
The wedgie that broke the camels back ?
December 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The wedgie that broke the camels back ?
That's gonna be up close & personal !
December 16, 2025 at 5:46 AM
That's gonna be up close & personal !
Surely "Hold my haemmerhoids" is naughtier 😂😂
December 14, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Surely "Hold my haemmerhoids" is naughtier 😂😂
*insert joke about unwrapping the stocking in front of the fire...*
You look fab.
You look fab.
December 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
*insert joke about unwrapping the stocking in front of the fire...*
You look fab.
You look fab.
TUUUUUUNE !!!
December 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
TUUUUUUNE !!!
Subtlety genius.
December 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Subtlety genius.
Look with your eyes and not with your hands...
Indefensible.
Indefensible.
December 7, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Look with your eyes and not with your hands...
Indefensible.
Indefensible.
It's gotta be 20 years since he was featured !
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
It's gotta be 20 years since he was featured !
I managed a top 1% for my favourite, but I'm pretty sure the top songs are wrong.
December 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I managed a top 1% for my favourite, but I'm pretty sure the top songs are wrong.
Disappointed there isn't a tiny Jan dressed as an Elf sat next to you on the seatback.
December 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Disappointed there isn't a tiny Jan dressed as an Elf sat next to you on the seatback.
Most excellent tune.
December 1, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Most excellent tune.
There's a deep dive joke in there somewhere.
Where...
Where...
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Where...
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November 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
There's a deep dive joke in there somewhere.
Where...
Where...
Whe...
Where...
Where...
Whe...
Panda Shandy ?
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Panda Shandy ?
A tin of Shandy Bass and it a perfect night in !
November 30, 2025 at 6:56 AM
A tin of Shandy Bass and it a perfect night in !
The user then ?
November 30, 2025 at 6:55 AM
The user then ?
I'd like to say that after 8 days off it was a shock to the system...
...but I've been waking up at alarm o'clock anyway 😂😂
...but I've been waking up at alarm o'clock anyway 😂😂
November 30, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I'd like to say that after 8 days off it was a shock to the system...
...but I've been waking up at alarm o'clock anyway 😂😂
...but I've been waking up at alarm o'clock anyway 😂😂
Work calls.
Alarm at 0525.
Good morning !
Alarm at 0525.
Good morning !
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Work calls.
Alarm at 0525.
Good morning !
Alarm at 0525.
Good morning !