just some guy, you know?
@secretpotato.bsky.social
yeah, yeah, we all knew it was just a matter of time. how many potatoes do you know, anyway?
if this could be a locked account it would be. i'm gonna pretend it is, mostly.
same as i ever was.
if this could be a locked account it would be. i'm gonna pretend it is, mostly.
same as i ever was.
i kinda like tumbleweed tinctorum, for the alliterative value of it, but i do think that people will have a much harder time remembering tinctorum/tinctoria than they will any of the other words on this list
February 3, 2025 at 6:19 AM
i kinda like tumbleweed tinctorum, for the alliterative value of it, but i do think that people will have a much harder time remembering tinctorum/tinctoria than they will any of the other words on this list
💀💀💀 i'm so sorry, what a pain in the ass
January 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
💀💀💀 i'm so sorry, what a pain in the ass
stef this is the sickest burn i've heard in months
January 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
stef this is the sickest burn i've heard in months
friendship decay is only real if you want it to be! 💕
January 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
friendship decay is only real if you want it to be! 💕
seconding vanness and jetpens. if you're willing to wait for shipping, i've also had good experience with cult pens, who often have (comparatively) inexpensive ink
January 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
seconding vanness and jetpens. if you're willing to wait for shipping, i've also had good experience with cult pens, who often have (comparatively) inexpensive ink
oh my god. ginger. the 'allegedly' here, while correct, is killing me. please let me know where this is--dm, email, semaphore, etc, as desired
January 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
oh my god. ginger. the 'allegedly' here, while correct, is killing me. please let me know where this is--dm, email, semaphore, etc, as desired
i feel like everything vinegar has a ring to it
January 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
i feel like everything vinegar has a ring to it
oh, i'm so sorry. please take care of yourself. 💕
December 28, 2024 at 3:48 PM
oh, i'm so sorry. please take care of yourself. 💕
oh, this is *so* fucking cool, i absolutely love it!!
December 28, 2024 at 3:46 PM
oh, this is *so* fucking cool, i absolutely love it!!
ugh, i hope you're better soon 💕
December 28, 2024 at 3:42 PM
ugh, i hope you're better soon 💕
💕 sorry i'm like this!
December 26, 2024 at 12:30 PM
💕 sorry i'm like this!
oh, sorry, i hate the warnings! i, an adult person on the internet, am very good at simply not looking at parts of photos that make me uncomfortable. having the warning there feels like trying to dictate how i engage with the photo, i guess? DIRECT EYE CONTACT OR NO LOOKING! it makes my skin crawl.
December 26, 2024 at 8:22 AM
oh, sorry, i hate the warnings! i, an adult person on the internet, am very good at simply not looking at parts of photos that make me uncomfortable. having the warning there feels like trying to dictate how i engage with the photo, i guess? DIRECT EYE CONTACT OR NO LOOKING! it makes my skin crawl.
it's allegedly to be more ~respectful~ of autistic people who are uncomfortable with eye contact. feels like a solution in search of a problem, tbh.
(i, an autistic person who is uncomfortable with eye contact, fucking hate it, because it feels like i'm being ordered to make direct eye contact.)
(i, an autistic person who is uncomfortable with eye contact, fucking hate it, because it feels like i'm being ordered to make direct eye contact.)
December 26, 2024 at 7:30 AM
it's allegedly to be more ~respectful~ of autistic people who are uncomfortable with eye contact. feels like a solution in search of a problem, tbh.
(i, an autistic person who is uncomfortable with eye contact, fucking hate it, because it feels like i'm being ordered to make direct eye contact.)
(i, an autistic person who is uncomfortable with eye contact, fucking hate it, because it feels like i'm being ordered to make direct eye contact.)
i did *not* let myself watch this before drugging myself into unconsciousness, but i did now and 😭
thank you! 💕
thank you! 💕
December 26, 2024 at 7:26 AM
i did *not* let myself watch this before drugging myself into unconsciousness, but i did now and 😭
thank you! 💕
thank you! 💕
oh no, i'm so sorry. i hope you find some comfort today 💕
December 25, 2024 at 8:41 PM
oh no, i'm so sorry. i hope you find some comfort today 💕
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i have. not heard this. it's seven thirty in the morning and i haven't gone to bed yet.
i'm—
[clicks, starts crying immediately]
no im fine its good everythings all right im ok
i'm—
[clicks, starts crying immediately]
no im fine its good everythings all right im ok
December 25, 2024 at 8:37 PM
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i have. not heard this. it's seven thirty in the morning and i haven't gone to bed yet.
i'm—
[clicks, starts crying immediately]
no im fine its good everythings all right im ok
i'm—
[clicks, starts crying immediately]
no im fine its good everythings all right im ok
no no no, noro??? i'm so sorry. i hope you recover quickly, both of you 💕
December 25, 2024 at 2:00 PM
no no no, noro??? i'm so sorry. i hope you recover quickly, both of you 💕
they are, if nothing else, impressively consistent
December 25, 2024 at 1:58 PM
they are, if nothing else, impressively consistent
or, i say, sighing, you can send it to me and i'll make sure they get it. just throw it in my bank.
and my mother says, brightly, oh! i already put money in your bank, you can just use that to buy it for me!
on one hand: i don't care about the money, it's fine, whatever
on the other: come onnnnnnn
and my mother says, brightly, oh! i already put money in your bank, you can just use that to buy it for me!
on one hand: i don't care about the money, it's fine, whatever
on the other: come onnnnnnn
December 24, 2024 at 9:52 PM
or, i say, sighing, you can send it to me and i'll make sure they get it. just throw it in my bank.
and my mother says, brightly, oh! i already put money in your bank, you can just use that to buy it for me!
on one hand: i don't care about the money, it's fine, whatever
on the other: come onnnnnnn
and my mother says, brightly, oh! i already put money in your bank, you can just use that to buy it for me!
on one hand: i don't care about the money, it's fine, whatever
on the other: come onnnnnnn
i called to thank them, obviously, because i'm not a monster. my mother comments she'd like to send money to ash or buy them a gift card, but doesn't know how.
ok. i explain currency conversions and banking systems and how international amazon sites work. she still sounds confused.
ok. i explain currency conversions and banking systems and how international amazon sites work. she still sounds confused.
December 24, 2024 at 9:52 PM
i called to thank them, obviously, because i'm not a monster. my mother comments she'd like to send money to ash or buy them a gift card, but doesn't know how.
ok. i explain currency conversions and banking systems and how international amazon sites work. she still sounds confused.
ok. i explain currency conversions and banking systems and how international amazon sites work. she still sounds confused.
i just want you to be happy 😭
December 24, 2024 at 9:17 PM
i just want you to be happy 😭
i hope that eggnog blows your tits clean off, babe. tits out, feet up, lost in the sauce, etc. 💕
December 24, 2024 at 6:33 PM
i hope that eggnog blows your tits clean off, babe. tits out, feet up, lost in the sauce, etc. 💕
safe travels, pal
December 24, 2024 at 6:31 PM
safe travels, pal