EntryLvlBread
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EntryLvlBread
@secretofelb.bsky.social
eternal user
the w d gaster of posts
try stuff on me at your own risk
February 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
you see an ad for your neighbor’s ham sandwich and when the guy presses the bread together it’s all like “sqquiuish.” it’s just another thing that happens in ads now. maybe it gets an entry on tv tropes. but no one complains about it ever because it's too good. everything is squishy now. thank you
February 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
and it just spirals uncontrollably from there. now every time you turn on the darn tv, if they’re doing an ad, every single person is like “*squish* because here at zaxbys *squish* we are zeroed in on the flavor *squish*!”. you see a shoes ad and they’re squish-squishing with every last step. "Help"
February 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
they reason it has to be because of the squishing. that’s the only variable they know how to isolate here. so now it’s not just the geico ads that have the squishing in them. we got statefarm, progressive, the whole "Rogue’s Gallery" of em are all trying to get a slice of that squishy pie.
February 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
now as bad as that may sound, suppose that ad campaign blew up big time. i’m talking hawk tuah levels of blowing up. for some abstract reason that only a CMO would know, it has captivated the hearts of the public. the insurance marketing community is reeling in disbelief. how did they do it??
February 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
before I continue I don’t want you to suspect anything even remotely kinky about any of this. if you watched the vid with the sound off it would look 100% like a normal geico commercial. it's only the sound that's different. we can do the other 4 senses later. Anyway
February 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
imagine one day they air a commercial for something like geico insurance and every single live-action actor makes a little squish sound whenever they move so much as a centimeter. “hey i uh *squish* i was gonna, uh *squish* so you know the, uh… *squish*” . you get the idea
February 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
you know how there’s certain conventions in cinema/tv? like when you pull out a gun in a movie it makes a little “click” sound when it doesn’t do that irl. or when you have a trailer and the voiceover guy always sounds like that? this is basically that but more.
February 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
tbf it was an easy conclusion to come to if you're sharing pics of rubber mario princesses to 2 other people profile playing as rubber mario princesses... no big deal either way. you can look at my featured gallery on your own time if you want to see my good posts. some of it is tf literature
February 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
i don't think you want to be the user here who's posting AI pics for pfp reasons. it's a bad look for you. people can hold that against you. it also looks bad for me because i have plenty of stuff made without AI but you're sharing the AI stuff anyway. but it's all good now, don't worry about it
February 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
btw it's not that difficult to find non-Al pics of all 3 inflatable mario princesses on DA. try searching for about 30 more seconds with the Al content filter on
www.deviantart.com/nikk1chan/ar...
www.deviantart.com/whimsicalem/...
www.deviantart.com/nikk1chan/ar...
Squeaky princess Daisy [Art trade with Slemka] by Nikk1chan on DeviantArt
www.deviantart.com
February 17, 2025 at 6:04 AM
EntryLvlBread here. This is a complete and comprehensive embarrassment for everyone involved. Me, you, everyone. I reccommend you remove this post from your peers' beloved timelines before your already-compromised brand takes any more hits. 👹 "DOCTORS ORDERS" 👹
February 17, 2025 at 6:03 AM
i think i might've done a mario transformation instead because this whole thing got me going "wowie zowie"
December 31, 2024 at 11:31 PM
yoooooo... that image got me like "yoooooo"
December 5, 2024 at 3:59 AM
if you combine the previous 2 with wearing an actual latex suit + clothes you'll probably ascend to a new plane of existence for all i know
November 27, 2024 at 5:43 AM
anyway the name entrylvlbread came to me in a vision courtesy of Gandalf von Techbro
October 23, 2024 at 3:51 PM
ah... you combined your enjoyment of himass with your enjoyment of the famous bass fish. it checks out
October 23, 2024 at 3:48 PM
reminds me of the user on deviantart who posted the ddlc characters grabbing each other's faces and stretching them. they do all the permutations. all 4! of them
October 19, 2024 at 5:44 PM
think i'll have to go with the trader joes thomcord grapes. they're like the concord grapes but with no downsides. the fruit of champions. goin nuts just thinking about em
October 17, 2024 at 9:48 PM
like holy crap. i'm just a user not a whole entire website. if they start adding directory slashes or .html file extensions i'm going to look like a grade a nimrod every time i try to mention someone
October 17, 2024 at 7:19 PM
and me? *shrugs shoulders, palms facing upwards, sans, shakin my head, onceler, crouching, fetal position* i am but a humble user. do not concern yourself with me
October 17, 2024 at 7:15 PM