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Work,
Shed.

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@bjn @neil
December 10, 2025 at 7:23 AM
The farm cat remains, as ever, deeply unimpressed by my general demeanour
December 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I was expecting more retro games @foone
November 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
@stavvers piss jug Sunday.
November 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Look how sexy this wall light is.

You know you love it. Solid warped lump of glass too.

(This was from Eltham palace)
September 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Biiiiiiiig conkers.

I shall challenge all comers and shower in glory
September 13, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I have made a “thing”. I have a new laptop, and twelvesouth don’t make bookbooks anymore (the best protection for a MacBook by far). So I have made a stupid case myself.

It’s modelled on a uk government despatch box, but without the £4k price tag.
August 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Epic Lego train. The full layout was massive ~8m long.
July 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
[big pile of shit]

It’s a big pile of shit. I was very impressed at the size of this. One day I aspire to make something this magnificent
July 19, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Internet installed in community hall. Obviously a microwave is not the best comms cupboard, but the place is riddled with asbestos, so I’m not drilling anywhere until I know it’s safe….
July 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Soon to be a new project!
July 6, 2025 at 9:09 AM
THE BEES BUMBLETH.

In January I sneaked an irrigation dripper into the neighbours lavender bush. Consequently it’s exploded. This makes the bees very happy.
July 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Cutting is happening. Sexy mouse door and a prototype laptop case
June 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It’s bank holiday, and I’ve been fiddling with some poster/T-shirt ideas.

I’m unhappy with Silicon Valley types abusing classics to justify bollocks, so with bollocks in mind I made this:

(Yes it probably should be Uranus, but chronos did the snipping)
May 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I got the high score on the whack a mallet arcade game.

FEAR ALL WHO TREAD BEFORE ME

(Its technique, not strength)
April 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
@jerry @Shephallmassive I made a mock Chinese communist poster for this occasion
April 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Toad rescue time.

Almost ran over this sext beast, just around the corner from home. It’s now safe and hopefully eating snails
March 19, 2025 at 7:54 AM
It appears to be horny toad season, as I almost ran over this sexy Bufo.

It’s safe now, but had it been left it would have been run over.
March 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Today I have mostly finished my new rabbit box

https://www.secretbatcave.co.uk/2025/01/12/modernism-in-rabbitland/

@babe you might like this
January 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
@modinmetro I’m making a rabbit hay box in what I hope is a vaguely modernist style, what colours do you recommend?
December 17, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Hmmm. Either they don’t know what it means, or they do and they have massive ego
December 12, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Rescued a surpassingly sexy Santa finger puppet from the road
December 4, 2024 at 8:17 PM
New Christmas cards fresh from the risograph
December 1, 2024 at 9:34 AM
I am a great artist
November 26, 2024 at 11:02 PM