The Secretbatcave
@secretbatcave.don.secretbatcave.co.uk.ap.brid.gy
Work,
Shed.
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Shed.
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The farm cat remains, as ever, deeply unimpressed by my general demeanour
December 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The farm cat remains, as ever, deeply unimpressed by my general demeanour
I was expecting more retro games @foone
November 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I was expecting more retro games @foone
Look how sexy this wall light is.
You know you love it. Solid warped lump of glass too.
(This was from Eltham palace)
You know you love it. Solid warped lump of glass too.
(This was from Eltham palace)
September 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Look how sexy this wall light is.
You know you love it. Solid warped lump of glass too.
(This was from Eltham palace)
You know you love it. Solid warped lump of glass too.
(This was from Eltham palace)
Biiiiiiiig conkers.
I shall challenge all comers and shower in glory
I shall challenge all comers and shower in glory
September 13, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Biiiiiiiig conkers.
I shall challenge all comers and shower in glory
I shall challenge all comers and shower in glory
I have made a “thing”. I have a new laptop, and twelvesouth don’t make bookbooks anymore (the best protection for a MacBook by far). So I have made a stupid case myself.
It’s modelled on a uk government despatch box, but without the £4k price tag.
It’s modelled on a uk government despatch box, but without the £4k price tag.
August 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I have made a “thing”. I have a new laptop, and twelvesouth don’t make bookbooks anymore (the best protection for a MacBook by far). So I have made a stupid case myself.
It’s modelled on a uk government despatch box, but without the £4k price tag.
It’s modelled on a uk government despatch box, but without the £4k price tag.
Epic Lego train. The full layout was massive ~8m long.
July 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Epic Lego train. The full layout was massive ~8m long.
[big pile of shit]
It’s a big pile of shit. I was very impressed at the size of this. One day I aspire to make something this magnificent
It’s a big pile of shit. I was very impressed at the size of this. One day I aspire to make something this magnificent
July 19, 2025 at 6:46 AM
[big pile of shit]
It’s a big pile of shit. I was very impressed at the size of this. One day I aspire to make something this magnificent
It’s a big pile of shit. I was very impressed at the size of this. One day I aspire to make something this magnificent
Internet installed in community hall. Obviously a microwave is not the best comms cupboard, but the place is riddled with asbestos, so I’m not drilling anywhere until I know it’s safe….
July 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Internet installed in community hall. Obviously a microwave is not the best comms cupboard, but the place is riddled with asbestos, so I’m not drilling anywhere until I know it’s safe….
Soon to be a new project!
July 6, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Soon to be a new project!
THE BEES BUMBLETH.
In January I sneaked an irrigation dripper into the neighbours lavender bush. Consequently it’s exploded. This makes the bees very happy.
In January I sneaked an irrigation dripper into the neighbours lavender bush. Consequently it’s exploded. This makes the bees very happy.
July 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
THE BEES BUMBLETH.
In January I sneaked an irrigation dripper into the neighbours lavender bush. Consequently it’s exploded. This makes the bees very happy.
In January I sneaked an irrigation dripper into the neighbours lavender bush. Consequently it’s exploded. This makes the bees very happy.
Cutting is happening. Sexy mouse door and a prototype laptop case
June 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Cutting is happening. Sexy mouse door and a prototype laptop case
It’s bank holiday, and I’ve been fiddling with some poster/T-shirt ideas.
I’m unhappy with Silicon Valley types abusing classics to justify bollocks, so with bollocks in mind I made this:
(Yes it probably should be Uranus, but chronos did the snipping)
I’m unhappy with Silicon Valley types abusing classics to justify bollocks, so with bollocks in mind I made this:
(Yes it probably should be Uranus, but chronos did the snipping)
May 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
It’s bank holiday, and I’ve been fiddling with some poster/T-shirt ideas.
I’m unhappy with Silicon Valley types abusing classics to justify bollocks, so with bollocks in mind I made this:
(Yes it probably should be Uranus, but chronos did the snipping)
I’m unhappy with Silicon Valley types abusing classics to justify bollocks, so with bollocks in mind I made this:
(Yes it probably should be Uranus, but chronos did the snipping)
I got the high score on the whack a mallet arcade game.
FEAR ALL WHO TREAD BEFORE ME
(Its technique, not strength)
FEAR ALL WHO TREAD BEFORE ME
(Its technique, not strength)
April 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I got the high score on the whack a mallet arcade game.
FEAR ALL WHO TREAD BEFORE ME
(Its technique, not strength)
FEAR ALL WHO TREAD BEFORE ME
(Its technique, not strength)
@jerry @Shephallmassive I made a mock Chinese communist poster for this occasion
April 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
@jerry @Shephallmassive I made a mock Chinese communist poster for this occasion
Toad rescue time.
Almost ran over this sext beast, just around the corner from home. It’s now safe and hopefully eating snails
Almost ran over this sext beast, just around the corner from home. It’s now safe and hopefully eating snails
March 19, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Toad rescue time.
Almost ran over this sext beast, just around the corner from home. It’s now safe and hopefully eating snails
Almost ran over this sext beast, just around the corner from home. It’s now safe and hopefully eating snails
It appears to be horny toad season, as I almost ran over this sexy Bufo.
It’s safe now, but had it been left it would have been run over.
It’s safe now, but had it been left it would have been run over.
March 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
It appears to be horny toad season, as I almost ran over this sexy Bufo.
It’s safe now, but had it been left it would have been run over.
It’s safe now, but had it been left it would have been run over.
Today I have mostly finished my new rabbit box
https://www.secretbatcave.co.uk/2025/01/12/modernism-in-rabbitland/
@babe you might like this
https://www.secretbatcave.co.uk/2025/01/12/modernism-in-rabbitland/
@babe you might like this
January 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Today I have mostly finished my new rabbit box
https://www.secretbatcave.co.uk/2025/01/12/modernism-in-rabbitland/
@babe you might like this
https://www.secretbatcave.co.uk/2025/01/12/modernism-in-rabbitland/
@babe you might like this
@modinmetro I’m making a rabbit hay box in what I hope is a vaguely modernist style, what colours do you recommend?
December 17, 2024 at 8:40 PM
@modinmetro I’m making a rabbit hay box in what I hope is a vaguely modernist style, what colours do you recommend?
Hmmm. Either they don’t know what it means, or they do and they have massive ego
December 12, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Hmmm. Either they don’t know what it means, or they do and they have massive ego
Rescued a surpassingly sexy Santa finger puppet from the road
December 4, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Rescued a surpassingly sexy Santa finger puppet from the road
New Christmas cards fresh from the risograph
December 1, 2024 at 9:34 AM
New Christmas cards fresh from the risograph
I am a great artist
November 26, 2024 at 11:02 PM
I am a great artist