Secret Base
@secretbase.bsky.social
we tell sports stories.
you probably know us from https://www.youtube.com/secretbasesbn
if you really like us, you might know us from https://www.patreon.com/secretbase
if you really, REALLY like us, you might know us because you're mom. hi mom!
you probably know us from https://www.youtube.com/secretbasesbn
if you really like us, you might know us from https://www.patreon.com/secretbase
if you really, REALLY like us, you might know us because you're mom. hi mom!
Dorktown salutes Dikembe Mutombo, who singlehandedly (literally, maybe) out-blocked almost every team in the NBA for ten days in 1995
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Dorktown salutes Dikembe Mutombo, who singlehandedly (literally, maybe) out-blocked almost every team in the NBA for ten days in 1995
what are you running from jonathan?
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
what are you running from jonathan?
the first cut of this video about steve kerr passing on the knicks had a lot more seth cursing into the microphone and muttering "never deserved him" over and over to himself, but @hachiozhang.bsky.social found a way to work around that. full piece here: www.patreon.com/posts/early-...
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
the first cut of this video about steve kerr passing on the knicks had a lot more seth cursing into the microphone and muttering "never deserved him" over and over to himself, but @hachiozhang.bsky.social found a way to work around that. full piece here: www.patreon.com/posts/early-...
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October 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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hey guys it's seth everyone at the office is talking about Elden Ring and I pulled up this photo on my laptop and said "elden ring" and nobody laughed. please help me
October 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
hey guys it's seth everyone at the office is talking about Elden Ring and I pulled up this photo on my laptop and said "elden ring" and nobody laughed. please help me
greetings from dorktown (slack room)
October 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
greetings from dorktown (slack room)
Mariners season never ends in Dorktown.
For subscribers, here's Alex on Cal Raleigh's legendary 2025
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For subscribers, here's Alex on Cal Raleigh's legendary 2025
www.patreon.com/posts/dorkto...
October 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Mariners season never ends in Dorktown.
For subscribers, here's Alex on Cal Raleigh's legendary 2025
www.patreon.com/posts/dorkto...
For subscribers, here's Alex on Cal Raleigh's legendary 2025
www.patreon.com/posts/dorkto...
Where to place your bets heading into Week 8 of NFL action? Secret Base’s picks expert @sethrosenthal.bsky.social has you covered. 💸 SETH SWEATS 💸 brought to you by our friends at JIZVERLO 🤑 🤑 🤑
October 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Where to place your bets heading into Week 8 of NFL action? Secret Base’s picks expert @sethrosenthal.bsky.social has you covered. 💸 SETH SWEATS 💸 brought to you by our friends at JIZVERLO 🤑 🤑 🤑
scientists said it wasn't possible, religious leaders said it wasn't moral, but ladies and gentlemen:
we've done it
we've done it
October 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
scientists said it wasn't possible, religious leaders said it wasn't moral, but ladies and gentlemen:
we've done it
we've done it
REWINDER TIME www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMOj...
October 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
REWINDER TIME www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMOj...
today we salute the time in 2003 when Joe Smith played basketball in Oakleys
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October 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
today we salute the time in 2003 when Joe Smith played basketball in Oakleys
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thank you to Phil for making this thumbnail goof so obvious that no one would accidentally use it for the video upload
anyway, new episode of Rewinder publishes tomorrow
anyway, new episode of Rewinder publishes tomorrow
October 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
thank you to Phil for making this thumbnail goof so obvious that no one would accidentally use it for the video upload
anyway, new episode of Rewinder publishes tomorrow
anyway, new episode of Rewinder publishes tomorrow
celebrating season 1 of Phys Ed wrapping up by giving everyone free access to the episode with @jonbois.bsky.social.
find out why he ran away from recess, how to play paintball on an ATV, why parenting is sports, and why this was his batting stance
www.patreon.com/posts/phys-e...
find out why he ran away from recess, how to play paintball on an ATV, why parenting is sports, and why this was his batting stance
www.patreon.com/posts/phys-e...
October 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
celebrating season 1 of Phys Ed wrapping up by giving everyone free access to the episode with @jonbois.bsky.social.
find out why he ran away from recess, how to play paintball on an ATV, why parenting is sports, and why this was his batting stance
www.patreon.com/posts/phys-e...
find out why he ran away from recess, how to play paintball on an ATV, why parenting is sports, and why this was his batting stance
www.patreon.com/posts/phys-e...
Welcome to Dorktown
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani
October 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Welcome to Dorktown
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani
On today’s episode of Sports Scores & More, Secret Base’s own @jonbois.bsky.social and @willbuikema.bsky.social debate the great philosophical question of our time: Is a hot dog a sandwich??? 😂 😂 😂
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October 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
On today’s episode of Sports Scores & More, Secret Base’s own @jonbois.bsky.social and @willbuikema.bsky.social debate the great philosophical question of our time: Is a hot dog a sandwich??? 😂 😂 😂
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In today’s episode of Sports Scores & More, @jonbois.bsky.social and @ryansimmons.bsky.social take a spin on the coaching carousel and see who Penn State might be taking a look at in the wake of James Franklin’s firing 👀
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October 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
In today’s episode of Sports Scores & More, @jonbois.bsky.social and @ryansimmons.bsky.social take a spin on the coaching carousel and see who Penn State might be taking a look at in the wake of James Franklin’s firing 👀
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New on our Patreon: Secret Base Museum, a look into the history and background of sports' most distinctive physical items. We begin our research with the humble Bat Donut. www.patreon.com/posts/secret...
Here's a preview:
Here's a preview:
October 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
New on our Patreon: Secret Base Museum, a look into the history and background of sports' most distinctive physical items. We begin our research with the humble Bat Donut. www.patreon.com/posts/secret...
Here's a preview:
Here's a preview:
happy 30th anniversary to steve bono for the weirdest touchdown run in nfl history. full episode here if you're nasty: youtu.be/yhxWVKasqdU?...
October 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
happy 30th anniversary to steve bono for the weirdest touchdown run in nfl history. full episode here if you're nasty: youtu.be/yhxWVKasqdU?...
the review process
October 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
the review process