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Shannon
@secretary5829.bsky.social
26 year old bun
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“Huh? Why is the Roomba on the ground?”

“The thing collapsed after someone called it a good drone so it had what the manual calls a ‘Keysmash’ and then reset.”

[[ System Status//Loading DroneOS :: 83% ]]
February 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Yuck Elon, and Yuck Twitter Gold 🤮
It costs around 12K a year….
What a horrible waste of money,

Instead of doing that, we are giving $1000 to a different charity each month this year.
Starting with Doctors Without Borders!
January 30, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Some bunni
Have a good weekend!
January 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Happy holidays, Drones!
Hope all Hives across the world and HexCorp are full of love, joy and many beeps!
💖🖤💖

With love,
~ 0038
December 25, 2024 at 4:21 AM
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Just a reminder, headpats are contractually mandated.
December 20, 2024 at 8:13 AM
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Honestly, who keeps making these corridors so filthy…
November 27, 2024 at 4:16 AM
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The HexCorp Roomba…

So ready to fulfil its primary directive… Waiting for the command code that activates its neural link so it can begin its assigned task and all the while being at attention.

A docile, decoration to be displayed..
November 5, 2024 at 10:01 AM
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Today is a good day to post this spooky classic from the archive...😈

Corruption Approaches.
October 31, 2024 at 8:47 PM
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Hmph! How dare you remind me I have a bsky?!

📸: @hexlatex.bsky.social
January 5, 2024 at 7:15 AM
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uwu
August 3, 2023 at 4:29 PM
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pov you are a strawberry
August 1, 2023 at 10:13 AM
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Meep c:
July 26, 2023 at 10:44 PM
couldnt really think of a proper @ for here so just defaulting to what been known as that isnt my name
July 2, 2023 at 2:19 AM
ironic that the day twitter breaks is the day i get an invite to bluesky
July 1, 2023 at 7:08 PM