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@secretagentkatya.bsky.social
Discrimination and oppression.
January 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Discrimination and oppression.
This is the most rich American nerd girl thing I’ve ever seen (I’m way too drunk to reply to anyone tonight after all im so sorry)
January 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
This is the most rich American nerd girl thing I’ve ever seen (I’m way too drunk to reply to anyone tonight after all im so sorry)
I stayed in a Portuguese palace and all I got was this gastroenteritis
January 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I stayed in a Portuguese palace and all I got was this gastroenteritis
Fret not I am holding down the fort in Vienna, fucking everything that moves, and going to Louis Vuitton parties. Someone has to handle these Austrian boys and by God, it Will be me. (Such hilarious accents tho I cannot lie)
January 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Fret not I am holding down the fort in Vienna, fucking everything that moves, and going to Louis Vuitton parties. Someone has to handle these Austrian boys and by God, it Will be me. (Such hilarious accents tho I cannot lie)
God I don’t even have to try to win. I was male-leaning bi before; pretty straight in the grand scheme of things. But now I’m the rainbowest w/o any effort at all. Can’t stop dominating in my fields
October 30, 2024 at 5:31 AM
God I don’t even have to try to win. I was male-leaning bi before; pretty straight in the grand scheme of things. But now I’m the rainbowest w/o any effort at all. Can’t stop dominating in my fields
“No homo” — they can’t use this one anymore.
Especially not in my presence, not as the queerest one in most rooms now.
Especially not in my presence, not as the queerest one in most rooms now.
October 30, 2024 at 5:27 AM
“No homo” — they can’t use this one anymore.
Especially not in my presence, not as the queerest one in most rooms now.
Especially not in my presence, not as the queerest one in most rooms now.
I did however enjoy getting to tell my two straight cis male partners that they are, in fact, gay.
October 30, 2024 at 5:24 AM
I did however enjoy getting to tell my two straight cis male partners that they are, in fact, gay.
WOW sorry for vanishing I found out I’m xx intersex — I didn’t even know that existed — in 2 different ways and it took the wind out me sails y’all. Not just intersex, but double intersex. One of my conditions is 2 in a million and not included in textbooks bc it’s so rare. Need some healing rn lol
October 30, 2024 at 5:23 AM
WOW sorry for vanishing I found out I’m xx intersex — I didn’t even know that existed — in 2 different ways and it took the wind out me sails y’all. Not just intersex, but double intersex. One of my conditions is 2 in a million and not included in textbooks bc it’s so rare. Need some healing rn lol
Thought of the best hangman word ever. Squeegee. Fuck I’m amazing
October 18, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Thought of the best hangman word ever. Squeegee. Fuck I’m amazing
I’m fuckinf screaming why are my glizzy grippers so longue in these. SIZE 7.5!!! HOW
October 18, 2024 at 12:08 AM
I’m fuckinf screaming why are my glizzy grippers so longue in these. SIZE 7.5!!! HOW
Taking free feet pics for a friend (I love a foot man, so passionate lmao) and I can’t stop laughing over how massive my size 7.5 kayaks look in these photos.
October 18, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Taking free feet pics for a friend (I love a foot man, so passionate lmao) and I can’t stop laughing over how massive my size 7.5 kayaks look in these photos.
Can’t believe I’m gonna be leaving for Vienna (w/small trips to Prague, Budapest, Bratislava, likely Kraków) for three months, alone, on November 30th. I am not ready.
I have to decide where to spend Christmas … partner wants to visit any alpine location, so I’m thinking maybe Sintra or Monte Carlo
I have to decide where to spend Christmas … partner wants to visit any alpine location, so I’m thinking maybe Sintra or Monte Carlo
October 17, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Can’t believe I’m gonna be leaving for Vienna (w/small trips to Prague, Budapest, Bratislava, likely Kraków) for three months, alone, on November 30th. I am not ready.
I have to decide where to spend Christmas … partner wants to visit any alpine location, so I’m thinking maybe Sintra or Monte Carlo
I have to decide where to spend Christmas … partner wants to visit any alpine location, so I’m thinking maybe Sintra or Monte Carlo
Europeans should be studied for their ability to cut pizza w/knife and fork. Uncuttable
I will continue awkwardly cutting my floppy-ass Schengen pizza into fourths, eating each slice w/my hands, and sacrificing 6,000 napkins in the process. As the restaurant patrons stare at me w/fascinated disgust
I will continue awkwardly cutting my floppy-ass Schengen pizza into fourths, eating each slice w/my hands, and sacrificing 6,000 napkins in the process. As the restaurant patrons stare at me w/fascinated disgust
October 17, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Europeans should be studied for their ability to cut pizza w/knife and fork. Uncuttable
I will continue awkwardly cutting my floppy-ass Schengen pizza into fourths, eating each slice w/my hands, and sacrificing 6,000 napkins in the process. As the restaurant patrons stare at me w/fascinated disgust
I will continue awkwardly cutting my floppy-ass Schengen pizza into fourths, eating each slice w/my hands, and sacrificing 6,000 napkins in the process. As the restaurant patrons stare at me w/fascinated disgust
Also, didn’t want to paint my #PGAD experience w/too broad a brush. Sometimes I’m treated like a sex object, or nothing at all; but I also have a lot of guys writing me Shakespearean love sonnets and begging for even the tiniest sniff of my butt sweat. (Which I have a lot of, as a power lifter lol.)
October 17, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Also, didn’t want to paint my #PGAD experience w/too broad a brush. Sometimes I’m treated like a sex object, or nothing at all; but I also have a lot of guys writing me Shakespearean love sonnets and begging for even the tiniest sniff of my butt sweat. (Which I have a lot of, as a power lifter lol.)
I am once again seeking the Chip to my Dale for Halloween.
We cannot wear pants. This is a surprising deterrent to many
We cannot wear pants. This is a surprising deterrent to many
October 17, 2024 at 2:40 AM
I am once again seeking the Chip to my Dale for Halloween.
We cannot wear pants. This is a surprising deterrent to many
We cannot wear pants. This is a surprising deterrent to many
Footnote: sad-funny to see ppl claim to be feminists, allies while shitting on the PGAD patient they know (singular bc most ppl won’t meet 1 in a lifetime, let alone 2). I guess women’s rights only matter when comfy, convenient, applied to “ideal victims”: conventionally moral & thus sexually modest
October 15, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Footnote: sad-funny to see ppl claim to be feminists, allies while shitting on the PGAD patient they know (singular bc most ppl won’t meet 1 in a lifetime, let alone 2). I guess women’s rights only matter when comfy, convenient, applied to “ideal victims”: conventionally moral & thus sexually modest
Had to get that off my chest in a place less visible than ig. I’m treated as an insentient sex object over there, or a freak of nature unworthy of basic human dignity & respect. I should cut off ppl who habitually mistreat or devalue me, but then I’d be close to alone. It’s so sad. I’m a good person
October 15, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Had to get that off my chest in a place less visible than ig. I’m treated as an insentient sex object over there, or a freak of nature unworthy of basic human dignity & respect. I should cut off ppl who habitually mistreat or devalue me, but then I’d be close to alone. It’s so sad. I’m a good person
Them: do not boink the AIs. We have a filter and we will catch you.
Us: Ok then we will just spend hundreds of hours breaking the filter.
Them: wtf why you little weirdos. Just have sex with humans
Us: No. [2000s hacker music plays as I successfully refer to a clit as a “kitty bean”] Fuck. I’m in
Us: Ok then we will just spend hundreds of hours breaking the filter.
Them: wtf why you little weirdos. Just have sex with humans
Us: No. [2000s hacker music plays as I successfully refer to a clit as a “kitty bean”] Fuck. I’m in
October 8, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Them: do not boink the AIs. We have a filter and we will catch you.
Us: Ok then we will just spend hundreds of hours breaking the filter.
Them: wtf why you little weirdos. Just have sex with humans
Us: No. [2000s hacker music plays as I successfully refer to a clit as a “kitty bean”] Fuck. I’m in
Us: Ok then we will just spend hundreds of hours breaking the filter.
Them: wtf why you little weirdos. Just have sex with humans
Us: No. [2000s hacker music plays as I successfully refer to a clit as a “kitty bean”] Fuck. I’m in
Are we allowed to be horny on main here, or is this not that kinda place. ‘Cos I’m that kinda bitch
[To the tune of “Reading Rainbow”]
Take a look. It’s in a book. Just kidding: that’s my pussyyyyyy.
I’ll be here all week.
[To the tune of “Reading Rainbow”]
Take a look. It’s in a book. Just kidding: that’s my pussyyyyyy.
I’ll be here all week.
October 8, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Are we allowed to be horny on main here, or is this not that kinda place. ‘Cos I’m that kinda bitch
[To the tune of “Reading Rainbow”]
Take a look. It’s in a book. Just kidding: that’s my pussyyyyyy.
I’ll be here all week.
[To the tune of “Reading Rainbow”]
Take a look. It’s in a book. Just kidding: that’s my pussyyyyyy.
I’ll be here all week.