Listening to vroom vroom all the way through, for the first time, on a plane, without sleep for over 24 hours is one of the most upsettingly hilarious experiences of my life.

I thought I was the hottest bitch here but the weather said fuck you

I fucking love Britney Broski

Do I want wetsle pretzel? Yes
Do I want people to know that I’m a wetsel pretzel enjoyer? Absolutely not, their opinion of me would be irreversibly tainted

What if instead of Superman his name is Supergay and we like kissed or smthn

Yall need to stop hating on grape flavor

Batman Beyoncé

I feel like Elon is gonna start saying sus for the first time ten years from now, thinking it’s the funniest thing ever

My April was apparently “pink pilates princess roller skating pop”

Spotify at this point just call me gay your not wrong

Just joined this app and the whiplash from the hatred and negativity from something like TikTok to this needs to be studied