LlamaLlamaTheSecond
@secondllama.bsky.social
Twitter, but for whiners!
DiD Artist (?) The CEO of R@cism. Enemy Stand. Pink Hair Enthusiast. Herald of Daphne Season ™️
X.com/SecondLlama
For when the annual reactionary hysterics stop and everyone goes back to the other site like nothing ever happened
DiD Artist (?) The CEO of R@cism. Enemy Stand. Pink Hair Enthusiast. Herald of Daphne Season ™️
X.com/SecondLlama
For when the annual reactionary hysterics stop and everyone goes back to the other site like nothing ever happened
It’s Mother’s Day! And Ash’s mom, Anna Hamrick, is a cool, collected, professional, and CAPABLE woman. And it just so happens I’ve only ever depicted her when she is NONE of these things.
I’m sure she’ll get the drop on the baddies NEXT time for sure.
I’m sure she’ll get the drop on the baddies NEXT time for sure.
May 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It’s Mother’s Day! And Ash’s mom, Anna Hamrick, is a cool, collected, professional, and CAPABLE woman. And it just so happens I’ve only ever depicted her when she is NONE of these things.
I’m sure she’ll get the drop on the baddies NEXT time for sure.
I’m sure she’ll get the drop on the baddies NEXT time for sure.
Talk about sticking your neck out for a friend!
Collector’s goons leave Sara and Ash bound, gagged, and struggling to find that work/life balance! Liv does…well, she doesn’t make the problem worse! So that counts for something!
(Scene from Golavus’ Sara Stateside saga)
Collector’s goons leave Sara and Ash bound, gagged, and struggling to find that work/life balance! Liv does…well, she doesn’t make the problem worse! So that counts for something!
(Scene from Golavus’ Sara Stateside saga)
April 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Talk about sticking your neck out for a friend!
Collector’s goons leave Sara and Ash bound, gagged, and struggling to find that work/life balance! Liv does…well, she doesn’t make the problem worse! So that counts for something!
(Scene from Golavus’ Sara Stateside saga)
Collector’s goons leave Sara and Ash bound, gagged, and struggling to find that work/life balance! Liv does…well, she doesn’t make the problem worse! So that counts for something!
(Scene from Golavus’ Sara Stateside saga)
Golavus’ Texas Hold Em saga continues! Here’s hoping Ash and Sara aren’t left hanging-especially as more faces from the former’s rogues gallery crawl out into the light.
Just how far down south can things possibly go?
Just how far down south can things possibly go?
April 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Golavus’ Texas Hold Em saga continues! Here’s hoping Ash and Sara aren’t left hanging-especially as more faces from the former’s rogues gallery crawl out into the light.
Just how far down south can things possibly go?
Just how far down south can things possibly go?
It’s Bunny Day! Liv brought out the costumes just for the occasion, and Ash is so excited she can hardly breathe! She won’t say a Peep about it though.
April 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It’s Bunny Day! Liv brought out the costumes just for the occasion, and Ash is so excited she can hardly breathe! She won’t say a Peep about it though.
Good news! Oft forgottten OC Jenna apparently survived the events of SawTober!
Bad news! She is currently tied up and gagged in the back of a van in an arguably worse situation! With a Drill Team Girl whose name escapes me.
(Part of Golavus’ Sara Stateside Adventure)
Bad news! She is currently tied up and gagged in the back of a van in an arguably worse situation! With a Drill Team Girl whose name escapes me.
(Part of Golavus’ Sara Stateside Adventure)
April 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Good news! Oft forgottten OC Jenna apparently survived the events of SawTober!
Bad news! She is currently tied up and gagged in the back of a van in an arguably worse situation! With a Drill Team Girl whose name escapes me.
(Part of Golavus’ Sara Stateside Adventure)
Bad news! She is currently tied up and gagged in the back of a van in an arguably worse situation! With a Drill Team Girl whose name escapes me.
(Part of Golavus’ Sara Stateside Adventure)
FORGET ABOUT THE DIRTY LOOKS//
THE PHOTOGRAPHS YOUR ( Robot) BOYFRIEND TOOK//
In light of recent events, Ash is not ok. #mychemicalromance
THE PHOTOGRAPHS YOUR ( Robot) BOYFRIEND TOOK//
In light of recent events, Ash is not ok. #mychemicalromance
April 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
FORGET ABOUT THE DIRTY LOOKS//
THE PHOTOGRAPHS YOUR ( Robot) BOYFRIEND TOOK//
In light of recent events, Ash is not ok. #mychemicalromance
THE PHOTOGRAPHS YOUR ( Robot) BOYFRIEND TOOK//
In light of recent events, Ash is not ok. #mychemicalromance
The C words are open!
Send me the idea/deets up front so I can tell you if I can deliver or not!
“Can I get a slot” or “how much for c word” is going to get forwarded to my outsourced team. I have not trained them, so they will not know what to do. But they will see it.
Send me the idea/deets up front so I can tell you if I can deliver or not!
“Can I get a slot” or “how much for c word” is going to get forwarded to my outsourced team. I have not trained them, so they will not know what to do. But they will see it.
April 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The C words are open!
Send me the idea/deets up front so I can tell you if I can deliver or not!
“Can I get a slot” or “how much for c word” is going to get forwarded to my outsourced team. I have not trained them, so they will not know what to do. But they will see it.
Send me the idea/deets up front so I can tell you if I can deliver or not!
“Can I get a slot” or “how much for c word” is going to get forwarded to my outsourced team. I have not trained them, so they will not know what to do. But they will see it.
Tough break for rando Cougar Doll!
Unclear as to why she has been stashed in this closet. All we know is that everything smells like bleach in here, and that she’s going to need some new tights.
On the bright side, she officially no longer has any other pressing obligations…
Unclear as to why she has been stashed in this closet. All we know is that everything smells like bleach in here, and that she’s going to need some new tights.
On the bright side, she officially no longer has any other pressing obligations…
April 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Tough break for rando Cougar Doll!
Unclear as to why she has been stashed in this closet. All we know is that everything smells like bleach in here, and that she’s going to need some new tights.
On the bright side, she officially no longer has any other pressing obligations…
Unclear as to why she has been stashed in this closet. All we know is that everything smells like bleach in here, and that she’s going to need some new tights.
On the bright side, she officially no longer has any other pressing obligations…
//BOTH THE KILLER AND THE FINAL GIRL//
Miss Williams is not qualified to get out of this one, but Ash and Miyuri probably owe it to her to figure out a way.
Hayley c/o Atlantic Records
Miyuri c/o @hojojutsutengu.bsky.social
Miss Williams is not qualified to get out of this one, but Ash and Miyuri probably owe it to her to figure out a way.
Hayley c/o Atlantic Records
Miyuri c/o @hojojutsutengu.bsky.social
April 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
//BOTH THE KILLER AND THE FINAL GIRL//
Miss Williams is not qualified to get out of this one, but Ash and Miyuri probably owe it to her to figure out a way.
Hayley c/o Atlantic Records
Miyuri c/o @hojojutsutengu.bsky.social
Miss Williams is not qualified to get out of this one, but Ash and Miyuri probably owe it to her to figure out a way.
Hayley c/o Atlantic Records
Miyuri c/o @hojojutsutengu.bsky.social
I had neither the foresight nor resources to commit to an April Fool’s Day bit today.
Fortunately, Liv is always prepared to commit to the bit. And her clothes miraculously fit Ash.
Everyone wins.
Fortunately, Liv is always prepared to commit to the bit. And her clothes miraculously fit Ash.
Everyone wins.
April 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I had neither the foresight nor resources to commit to an April Fool’s Day bit today.
Fortunately, Liv is always prepared to commit to the bit. And her clothes miraculously fit Ash.
Everyone wins.
Fortunately, Liv is always prepared to commit to the bit. And her clothes miraculously fit Ash.
Everyone wins.
I’m sorry Ash someone should have probably told you that the musical leaves out about 800 pages worth of descriptions of the Battle of Waterloo, convents, the French sewer system, and what a swell guy Victor Hugo was for using slang in his writing.
You’ll get through this!
You’ll get through this!
March 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I’m sorry Ash someone should have probably told you that the musical leaves out about 800 pages worth of descriptions of the Battle of Waterloo, convents, the French sewer system, and what a swell guy Victor Hugo was for using slang in his writing.
You’ll get through this!
You’ll get through this!
Happy Opening Day, Ash!
On the one hand, I’m sorry that you got caught by those enterprising but suspicious individuals you were tailing.
On the other, I’m glad you get to be a part of something finally being done about the Astrodome. Wow!
On the one hand, I’m sorry that you got caught by those enterprising but suspicious individuals you were tailing.
On the other, I’m glad you get to be a part of something finally being done about the Astrodome. Wow!
March 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Happy Opening Day, Ash!
On the one hand, I’m sorry that you got caught by those enterprising but suspicious individuals you were tailing.
On the other, I’m glad you get to be a part of something finally being done about the Astrodome. Wow!
On the one hand, I’m sorry that you got caught by those enterprising but suspicious individuals you were tailing.
On the other, I’m glad you get to be a part of something finally being done about the Astrodome. Wow!
Keep on Uraraka-‘ing me, baby.
March 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Keep on Uraraka-‘ing me, baby.
TOTAL. GLOBAL. SATURATION.
I am weak and I’ll never be able to finish Resident Evil 1.
All the same, happy birthday Resident Evil.
Ft. Sara Phillips (Golavus)
Miyuri @hojojutsutengu.bsky.social
I am weak and I’ll never be able to finish Resident Evil 1.
All the same, happy birthday Resident Evil.
Ft. Sara Phillips (Golavus)
Miyuri @hojojutsutengu.bsky.social
March 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
TOTAL. GLOBAL. SATURATION.
I am weak and I’ll never be able to finish Resident Evil 1.
All the same, happy birthday Resident Evil.
Ft. Sara Phillips (Golavus)
Miyuri @hojojutsutengu.bsky.social
I am weak and I’ll never be able to finish Resident Evil 1.
All the same, happy birthday Resident Evil.
Ft. Sara Phillips (Golavus)
Miyuri @hojojutsutengu.bsky.social
Madeline Morales likely spends a fortune on those regular salon trips. Upkeep for those highlights and that alleged FM frequency antennae on her head adds up.
Fortunately, we have found a way to save her a LOT of money…
Fortunately, we have found a way to save her a LOT of money…
March 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Madeline Morales likely spends a fortune on those regular salon trips. Upkeep for those highlights and that alleged FM frequency antennae on her head adds up.
Fortunately, we have found a way to save her a LOT of money…
Fortunately, we have found a way to save her a LOT of money…
EVERYONE IS HERE.
There’s a lot of people who have it out for Ash Hamrick. Some worse than others. Either way, she’s managed to handle them all! Separately.
Together? Probably not.
Iggy’s really just here to take some sweet, sweet images from this incident. Not for the evil.
There’s a lot of people who have it out for Ash Hamrick. Some worse than others. Either way, she’s managed to handle them all! Separately.
Together? Probably not.
Iggy’s really just here to take some sweet, sweet images from this incident. Not for the evil.
March 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
EVERYONE IS HERE.
There’s a lot of people who have it out for Ash Hamrick. Some worse than others. Either way, she’s managed to handle them all! Separately.
Together? Probably not.
Iggy’s really just here to take some sweet, sweet images from this incident. Not for the evil.
There’s a lot of people who have it out for Ash Hamrick. Some worse than others. Either way, she’s managed to handle them all! Separately.
Together? Probably not.
Iggy’s really just here to take some sweet, sweet images from this incident. Not for the evil.
[Bro, Ashley’s Here!]
A quick Emo Ash to soothe your rawr’ing soul.
(It’s getting increasingly difficult to include band references in these pics because I never know which ones are involved in scandal/heinous conduct at any given time)
A quick Emo Ash to soothe your rawr’ing soul.
(It’s getting increasingly difficult to include band references in these pics because I never know which ones are involved in scandal/heinous conduct at any given time)
March 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
[Bro, Ashley’s Here!]
A quick Emo Ash to soothe your rawr’ing soul.
(It’s getting increasingly difficult to include band references in these pics because I never know which ones are involved in scandal/heinous conduct at any given time)
A quick Emo Ash to soothe your rawr’ing soul.
(It’s getting increasingly difficult to include band references in these pics because I never know which ones are involved in scandal/heinous conduct at any given time)
Oh.
Oh no.
Liv Deckard doesn’t need an empowering female role model. Not on this International Women’s Day. Anybody but her.
Not Eliza Deckard.
Please excuse me while I am once again consumed by another bit.
[‘Galvanized’ by The Chemical Brothers intensifies]
Oh no.
Liv Deckard doesn’t need an empowering female role model. Not on this International Women’s Day. Anybody but her.
Not Eliza Deckard.
Please excuse me while I am once again consumed by another bit.
[‘Galvanized’ by The Chemical Brothers intensifies]
March 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Oh.
Oh no.
Liv Deckard doesn’t need an empowering female role model. Not on this International Women’s Day. Anybody but her.
Not Eliza Deckard.
Please excuse me while I am once again consumed by another bit.
[‘Galvanized’ by The Chemical Brothers intensifies]
Oh no.
Liv Deckard doesn’t need an empowering female role model. Not on this International Women’s Day. Anybody but her.
Not Eliza Deckard.
Please excuse me while I am once again consumed by another bit.
[‘Galvanized’ by The Chemical Brothers intensifies]
I know it doesn’t seem like it from where you’re sitting, Melon, but I would trust Iggy on that statement.
It’s not really worth a lot, but I’d trust him.
Melon c/o @dgdraws.bsky.social
It’s not really worth a lot, but I’d trust him.
Melon c/o @dgdraws.bsky.social
March 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I know it doesn’t seem like it from where you’re sitting, Melon, but I would trust Iggy on that statement.
It’s not really worth a lot, but I’d trust him.
Melon c/o @dgdraws.bsky.social
It’s not really worth a lot, but I’d trust him.
Melon c/o @dgdraws.bsky.social
Rise and shine, Ash.
Today is Fat Tuesday. It may also be the holiday you perish on.
Survival comes with a cost. It also comes with more beads.
Happy Mardi Gras. The choice is yours.
Today is Fat Tuesday. It may also be the holiday you perish on.
Survival comes with a cost. It also comes with more beads.
Happy Mardi Gras. The choice is yours.
March 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Rise and shine, Ash.
Today is Fat Tuesday. It may also be the holiday you perish on.
Survival comes with a cost. It also comes with more beads.
Happy Mardi Gras. The choice is yours.
Today is Fat Tuesday. It may also be the holiday you perish on.
Survival comes with a cost. It also comes with more beads.
Happy Mardi Gras. The choice is yours.
Make ME sit in a call that should have been an email?! On POKÉMON DAY no less?!
Woe unto you. I quickly drew a May while I ignored you. Reset the clock.
(I do not know the religious significance of Pokémon Day but wish you all a happy one nonetheless.)
Woe unto you. I quickly drew a May while I ignored you. Reset the clock.
(I do not know the religious significance of Pokémon Day but wish you all a happy one nonetheless.)
February 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Make ME sit in a call that should have been an email?! On POKÉMON DAY no less?!
Woe unto you. I quickly drew a May while I ignored you. Reset the clock.
(I do not know the religious significance of Pokémon Day but wish you all a happy one nonetheless.)
Woe unto you. I quickly drew a May while I ignored you. Reset the clock.
(I do not know the religious significance of Pokémon Day but wish you all a happy one nonetheless.)
A mere hasty drop in a sea of Rouge-y bangers
God forgive me.
God forgive me.
February 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
A mere hasty drop in a sea of Rouge-y bangers
God forgive me.
God forgive me.
Golavus’ Sara and Alice were foolish to think they could enjoy some England V Scotland Six Nations without getting LIV’D. Rookie mistake.
Also, Liv has ALWAYS been a Philadelphia Eagles fan and anyone who suggests otherwise is jealous their team aren’t champs.
Also, Liv has ALWAYS been a Philadelphia Eagles fan and anyone who suggests otherwise is jealous their team aren’t champs.
February 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Golavus’ Sara and Alice were foolish to think they could enjoy some England V Scotland Six Nations without getting LIV’D. Rookie mistake.
Also, Liv has ALWAYS been a Philadelphia Eagles fan and anyone who suggests otherwise is jealous their team aren’t champs.
Also, Liv has ALWAYS been a Philadelphia Eagles fan and anyone who suggests otherwise is jealous their team aren’t champs.
Reset the mysterious clock that appeared in the corner of my vision several years ago that only resets when I draw May from Pokémon!
I still do not know what happens when that timer reaches zero. I do not intend to find out.
I still do not know what happens when that timer reaches zero. I do not intend to find out.
February 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Reset the mysterious clock that appeared in the corner of my vision several years ago that only resets when I draw May from Pokémon!
I still do not know what happens when that timer reaches zero. I do not intend to find out.
I still do not know what happens when that timer reaches zero. I do not intend to find out.
ALEXA, PLAY “FREEBIRD”.
IT’S DAYTONA 500 DAY
🦅🇺🇸RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH🇺🇸🦅
WHIP IT OUT CRACK A BEER AND SEND THAT SUMMABITCH INTO A WALL WE ARE SO BACK.
IT’S DAYTONA 500 DAY
🦅🇺🇸RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH🇺🇸🦅
WHIP IT OUT CRACK A BEER AND SEND THAT SUMMABITCH INTO A WALL WE ARE SO BACK.
February 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
ALEXA, PLAY “FREEBIRD”.
IT’S DAYTONA 500 DAY
🦅🇺🇸RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH🇺🇸🦅
WHIP IT OUT CRACK A BEER AND SEND THAT SUMMABITCH INTO A WALL WE ARE SO BACK.
IT’S DAYTONA 500 DAY
🦅🇺🇸RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH🇺🇸🦅
WHIP IT OUT CRACK A BEER AND SEND THAT SUMMABITCH INTO A WALL WE ARE SO BACK.