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Clark Brooks
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College Football Analyst for On3 and Owner/Operator of SECStatcat.com. Impact Rankings, Transfer Portal, Scheme Guy.
Also Pete Carroll was the coach who did the dummy on the roof stunt?!

That inspired a famous Michael Scott moment in The Office
(The dvd commentary cites an unnamed HS coach for the inspiration)
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
IF and WHEN the Bond off-season show happens, I’d love to be apart of it :)
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Bond writers are dumb. Ryan’s take and Holly’s take were correct.

IMO — If these writers had probs narratively, Easiest thing in the world is to literally reboot the whole thing and have it set in the Cold War — high production retro look. Not unlike Sherlock Holmes, Bond is best “in his era”.
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Like Vigo - ain’t played nobody
November 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
he was my favorite entering this year because of his high end downfield accuracy and skill limiting mistakes — obviously some stepbacks this fall — but he’ll unequivocally be among the top returning options in my booK. Had SUPER STRONG rushing EPA splits prior to injury, too
November 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Also Hugh Freeze as a hot dog

S/o KING OF THE HILL
November 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Reposted by Clark Brooks
The booster leaking this
October 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I’m not going to leave a voicemail. But I really wanted to.
October 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Reposted by Clark Brooks
October 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
October 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
middle school pass game with an incapacity to teach his QBs anticipation
October 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
The song is ass, the Felix Leiter cannot act, and Pam Bouvier is a drag — BUT DAMNIT Wayne Newton, Robert Davi, and The Jimmy from Seinfeld leaders of a drug empire? Hell yea

(Imo the most basic cable bond is either Octopussy or Moonraker)
October 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Akin to reading the wiki of the plot of a movie while watching it IN THE THEATRE
October 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM