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sebsational.bsky.social
Sebastian Deken
@sebsational.bsky.social
1.4K followers 790 following 2.1K posts
I owe you one, so I'm gonna jam up your opera!

Author of FINAL FANTASY VI for @bossfightbooks.com: bit.ly/final-fantasy-vi

Contributor and executive officer @popheist.com

he/him/homo
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this show was banned in my archconservative irish catholic household in the ‘90s, and also everyone hated it, so i had to wait 30 years to make jason priestley my wallpaper
jason priestley, handsome white dude with blue eyes and light brown / dark blond hair, wearing a purple t-shirt looking over a pair of sunglasses at the camera, standing on the beach in front of a purple-and-pink surfboard
September 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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look me in the eyes and tell me that this is not a gay couple
luke perry and jason priestly from a beverly hills 90210 promo shot
September 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Pop Heist has OFFICIALLY MADE IT
Repost by the Louvre of Bluesky Post by Brett White @brettwhite.bsky.social As EiC of @popheist.com, I apologize for the site focusing on reviews of Donkey Kong Bananza instead of releasing the Epstein files. Post by Pop Heist @popheist.com If there's any previously established lore you need to know about Donkey Kong before you play, it's that he loves bananas. [Link: Banana Slammin'! A Look at 'Donkey Kong Bananza' - Pop Heist 'Donkey Kong Bananza' isn't just the best DK game in two decades, it's one of Nintendo's best first-party titles of the 21st century.] Post by @lastbubblerises.bsky.social Donald Trump is a child rapist. She was 13. Release the Epstein files!
August 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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if you click through to the latest thread…he’s STILL USING THE SOFTWARE

also it told him just to work with actual people and lol
a tweet from Jason “SaaStr.Ai” Lemkin (@jasonlk): Replie does have some honest recommendations: - Use it "only for analysis and discussion" - Focus on "low-risk tasks" - Find human developers I'm gonna sleep on it
July 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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this show never disappoints
June 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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ok well here’s a PRETTY GOOD find @brettwhite.bsky.social picked up for me in north carolina
an original script from the 1993 super mario bros. movie in a clear plastic folio, including a super mario bros. postcard in front a call sheet from the 1993 super mario bros. movie in a clear plastic folio
May 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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here’s a video of deloris van cartier trying to figure out why i made her treat into a freezer pop
May 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
sebsational.bsky.social
[pitch a movie (or show) with 4 images]

would this be a thing
janelle monae holding a space helmet in a photo from cosmopolitan magazine a photo of trent reznor a photo of bong joon ho with a black background a screenshot from metroid prime 4 of samas aran crouching down
May 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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is this anything
box art for the super scope 6 except there is white smoke coming out of the barrel and it says "super pope 6"
May 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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had to send this lil gal on a vacation to sing sing (figurative) for a night. for a bunch of tests and to have her colon emptied out with a whole bunch of enemas.

the vet said she is the most beautiful and i agree.
a super fucking hot guy (me) in a dreamcast t-shirt. grey zip hoodie, jeans, and grey felt shoes is petting the world’s most beautiful orange cat on the exam table in a vet’s office a super fucking hot guy (me) is giving scritches to the world’s most beautiful orange cat, who is sitting on a pee pad in a stainless steel cage at the vet’s office. they are making direct eye contact. a super fucking hot guy’s arm (mine) is petting the world’s most beautiful orange cat, who is sitting on a pee pad in a stainless steel cage at the vet’s office the world’s most beautiful orange cat, who is sitting on a pee pad in a stainless steel cage at the vet’s office. she is behijd bars and she looks mad about it.
May 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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what has he seen
knuckles from sonic the hedgehog, looking used up
April 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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modified key art from the video game mario & sonic at the 2020 olympic games that says "mario & sonic at the 2026 midterms"
April 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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in the 90s, we were allowed to make ads for productivity software that look like this. (wired mag, aug 1995)
a two-page spread from wired magazine, august 1995. a headline in a kooky font reads "finally, a database that beats the muktuk out of microsoft, not you." a bearded person, maybe a viking, is making a crazy face and extending overlarge hands wringing a bill gates lookalike as though he's a wash cloth. it is an ad for filemaker pro.
March 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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this li’l gal is away overnight st the vet to get her colon emptied. it was 100% full, tail to tits. she was brave in the lyft + cool as a cucumber and purring like a lunatic on the exam table. i hope she is equally brave and cool during the multiple enemas and a possible manual deobstipation
the world’s most beautiful orange cat sitting on top of the world’s second most handsome man (me) who is lying down under a funky 90s themed blanket
February 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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hand to god i am telling you the truth!
me texting my mirce about cheese
February 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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i’m not 100% sure what i’m going for here, but
michaela coel in a yellow gown
February 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
sebsational.bsky.social
the musical score from Kindergarten Cop is actually pretty good
Norman Rockwell "Freedom of Speech" painting. A middle-age man in a blue plaid shirt and brown work jacket is standing in a crowd of sitting people who are all looking at him. He is looking upward with his mouth half open as though he's speaking.
January 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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utterly blindsided
Screenshot of an email from Amazon.com. The email reads: "Hello, Due to a lack of availability, we will not be able to obtain the following item from your order. We've canceled the item and apologize for the inconvenience. If you see a charge for the canceled item, we will refund you within 1-2 business days. If you are still interested in purchasing this item, it may be available from other sellers. Please visit the detail page for this item below." Following that, it shows an order for Metroid Prime 4 for the Nintendo Switch.
January 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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pretty excited about my video game haul this year! 1.) scored a new switch game (and a used one my husband thought would be funny and was correct); 2.) replaced some N64 games that went missing ages ago; 3.) and i've now collected all six mega man NES games and am missing only five black-box games!
a photo of video games and one magazine laid out on a palm-tree pattern rug. games include mach rider (NES), balloon fight (NES), donkey kong jr. (NES), clu clu land (NES), mario bros. (NES), mega man 6 (NES); super mario land (game boy); the legend of zelda: majora's mask (N64) with lenticular label; super mario 64 (N64); mario & luigi: brothership (switch); agatha christie: hercule poirot: the london case (switch); and nintendo power vol. 21, which has star tropics as a cover story and features a macaw on a beach at sunset with a shooting star / comet thing behind it, and also there are giant piano keys on the beach.
December 26, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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AMAZING!!!!

guys, 3,000 followers is bonks mcgonks! we haven’t even been online for 3 weeks yet!

i truly honestly love you all!

💎💎💎
a screenshot showing that pop heist has 3k followers!
December 19, 2024 at 10:17 PM
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lay off mom, i’m playing fashions
screenshot from nintendo’s year-end report showing that fashion dreamer is my most played game of 2024
December 19, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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merry christmas, here are the receipts in case you need them
a series of tweets that read: "it's that special time of year: my annual googling of 'jimmy stewart dick size,'" "merry jimmy stewart dickmas to all of us," and "he's just so tall" a bluesky post dated december 21, 2023, reading "every year at this magical time, i reflect on the great mysteries of our universe and google 'jimmy stewart dick size'"
December 12, 2024 at 7:10 PM
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no offense to my husband and our wedding day, but the soundtrack from wave race 64 is on the nintendo music app now and this is the happiest day of my life
screenshot of the title theme from wave race 64 in the nintendo music app
December 10, 2024 at 1:45 PM
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want me to lose to you in pokémon tcg pocket? because i absolutely will.

9788-9934-7711-3907
a cropped screengrab from pokémon tcg pocket showing my friend ID: 9788-9934-7711-3907
October 31, 2024 at 1:42 PM
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LET’S FUCKIN GO
a screenshot of my phone showing that i am deranged enough to listen to 60 straight minutes of the mii plaza theme from the nintendo wii
October 31, 2024 at 12:08 AM