If it can be programmed to take bribes and beat up its girlfriend as well then Russian finally has its own version of Robocop.

Meanwhile Allison Pearson decided to make Remembrance Sunday all about her…

But nobody under 30 who isn’t carrying a tray or Trump DNA.

As in sign a non-aggression pact with Russia and divide its western neighbours between them?

This is what I moved over to Bluesky for! Thank you for sharing this.

I bet there was a second bunman behind the grassy knoll.

Is it a 1990s-themed event?

Esther gets to brag about buying more than one poppy *and* have a go at perceived wokeness at the same time.

“Bye bye, everybody. Bye bye.”

For all Trump’s efforts to make the Lincoln Bathroom look ‘classy’, a condom machine wouldn’t look out of place there now.

And its passive-aggressive sidekick “This is a more of a comment than a question…”

“Chicken Soup. First denounce the official responsible for poultry quotas at your local collective farm…”

Martin Daubney seems fond of performing with the handy get-out excuse of limited time if he ever gets called out. During the pandemic, he made a big deal of going to work on the Tube without a mask. His commute turned out to be a one-stop journey on the Victoria Line lasting seven minutes.

The Reform UK logo always reminds me of that T-shirt design of a large arrow with the text “I’m with stupid”.

Philp looking like he showed up for the wrong quiz show.

Paul Young: ‘Come Back and Stay’

Why do I get the feeling caller Stuart was a plant?