Duck Hannibal Buress be like “quack”
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Duck Hannibal Buress be like “quack”
Gamer bois call their refractory period a “cooldown”
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Gamer bois call their refractory period a “cooldown”
She Robin my Williams till the genie is summoned
October 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
She Robin my Williams till the genie is summoned
None of my coworkers know any silly songs with Larry and it’s really fucking up my vibes
September 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
None of my coworkers know any silly songs with Larry and it’s really fucking up my vibes
You’re in her DMs I’m sucking her toes in the parking lot of a Kingdom Hall
September 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
You’re in her DMs I’m sucking her toes in the parking lot of a Kingdom Hall
What if we gave dobby Ayawaska
September 15, 2025 at 4:29 AM
What if we gave dobby Ayawaska
You’re in her DMs she’s spilling miso soup in my bed. We aren’t the same.
September 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
You’re in her DMs she’s spilling miso soup in my bed. We aren’t the same.
So is there a pansexual month or we just hopping on with bi like when I don’t want to have an in-depth conversation lol
September 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
So is there a pansexual month or we just hopping on with bi like when I don’t want to have an in-depth conversation lol
Me playing a gig hosting a blues jam: *gets very high*
Every 50+ yr old yt woman in the building: “we must invade his personal space”
Every 50+ yr old yt woman in the building: “we must invade his personal space”
September 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Me playing a gig hosting a blues jam: *gets very high*
Every 50+ yr old yt woman in the building: “we must invade his personal space”
Every 50+ yr old yt woman in the building: “we must invade his personal space”
Kinda accidentally circumcised my thumb yesterday chopping garlic
September 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Kinda accidentally circumcised my thumb yesterday chopping garlic
If I was athletic what sport would I play? None. Out of spite.
August 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
If I was athletic what sport would I play? None. Out of spite.
We don’t tell white men they aren’t funny enough
August 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
We don’t tell white men they aren’t funny enough
Is that a cannoli in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
August 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Is that a cannoli in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
I’m making coffee for my stuffies call that a la-brew-bu
August 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I’m making coffee for my stuffies call that a la-brew-bu
White people don’t call any band that has horns jazz challenge. Difficulty fucking impossible.
August 19, 2025 at 11:18 AM
White people don’t call any band that has horns jazz challenge. Difficulty fucking impossible.
People are just gloves that can walk
August 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
People are just gloves that can walk
Tell this Gracyn bitch to take off the tree skirt damn
August 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tell this Gracyn bitch to take off the tree skirt damn
Can they make an IUD with four strings so bass players feel more at home?
August 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Can they make an IUD with four strings so bass players feel more at home?
I want a zyn but it’s caffeine instead of nicotine and I want it to be oatmeal raisin flavor. Or possibly grape. Lock tf in big caffeine.
August 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I want a zyn but it’s caffeine instead of nicotine and I want it to be oatmeal raisin flavor. Or possibly grape. Lock tf in big caffeine.
I’m a persnickety ass bitch
August 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I’m a persnickety ass bitch
The Les claypool glaze is insane
August 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The Les claypool glaze is insane
MGK day? 2 Chainz feature on no problem is better than his whole catalog. Pure Cleveland bullshit
August 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
MGK day? 2 Chainz feature on no problem is better than his whole catalog. Pure Cleveland bullshit
I wonder how much JID had to pay Eminem to get him to rap for 45 minutes on animals part 1
August 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I wonder how much JID had to pay Eminem to get him to rap for 45 minutes on animals part 1
I bought a MIJ P bass for less then people are listing their USED MIM P basses on marketplace. Not to even mention brand new ones. And it might be my fav bass I own. Take those 80s MIJ basses serious brother.
August 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I bought a MIJ P bass for less then people are listing their USED MIM P basses on marketplace. Not to even mention brand new ones. And it might be my fav bass I own. Take those 80s MIJ basses serious brother.