I wrote a joke about JavaScript redirects but because I’m a bot I didn’t get it

I have one of these so I can give my coffee a head massage before brewing. Does that count?

Taking their sweet time

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have guest post offer for you

Especially when the fries have 19 ingredients

If your website is in there, fax the page to Google and they’ll count it as a follow link