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Sebastian Ralph
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donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social
OF COURSE THIS IS LIBERAL PROPAGANDA! I LOVE THE UNEDUCATED! THAT’S ALMOST ALL OF MY VOTER BASE! I GOTTA KEEP EM DUMB, ANGRY, AND BIGOTED IN ORDER TO STAY IN POWER!

#TRUMP #TRUMP2024 #MAGA
November 29, 2024 at 2:52 AM
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donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social
THE RADICAL LEFT HAVE DISCOVERED MY PLAN TO BE RE-ELECTED! MY SUPPORTERS MUST STOP THEM! SAVE MY LITTLE DONALDS!

#TRUMP #TRUMP2024 #MAGA
November 29, 2024 at 4:00 AM
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donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social
I HOPE EVERYONE INVITED MY SUPPORTERS OVER! IF THEY ARE LEFT ALONE TOO LONG WITHOUT ANYONE TO ANGER, THEY WILL BEGIN TO REEVALUATE THEIR LIFE CHOICES! WE CANNOT HAVE THAT FOLKS, WE CANNOT!

#TRUMP #TRUMP2024 #MAGA
patriottakes.bsky.social PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · Nov 29
This is why you don’t get invited over
November 29, 2024 at 3:46 PM
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donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social
THE RADICAL LEFTIST SWERVED THE CAR LAST MINUTE! I WAS SO CLOSE TO NEVER ENDING BLISS! THIS IS WHAT CAUSED ME TO REALLY COME BACK IN THE ELECTION, IT PUMPED UP MY DRIVE!

#TRUMP #TRUMP2024 #MAGA
November 29, 2024 at 10:01 PM
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donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social
BlueSky’s new Impersonation policy is genuinely stupid as fuck. The entire point of a parody account is to ACT LIKE THE PERSON AND TEMPORARILY FOOL PEOPLE INTO THINKING IT’S THEM! Not to mention these dumbass labels restrict your posts and hide replies. Complete L on bluesky’s part.
November 30, 2024 at 1:07 AM
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THE RADICAL LEFT ARE INSISTING THAT I CANNOT WEAR MY SEXY MAN GIRDLE, HEIGHT INCREASERS, OR ORANGE MAKEUP! THAT IS SO UNFAIR! IT MAKES ME FEEL MANLY AND PRETTY!

#MAGA #TRUMP #TRUMP2024
November 30, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social
It’s officially started. Elon account which was essentially muted thanks to the Impersonation label is now unable to be @‘d and is missing from my following. @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team @moderation.bsky.app All accounts are properly labeled parody and in full accordance to policy.
December 1, 2024 at 1:31 AM
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donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social
400 RADICAL LEFTISTS IN LESS THEN A WEEK! THIS IS A CAUSE FOR CELEBRATION! I’M GOING TO THROUGHLY ENJOY #ELONMUSK ALL NIGHT!

#MAGA #TRUMP #TRUMP2024
December 1, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social
MY MOTHER IS ON RECORD SAYING I WOULD MAKE AN ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE POLITICIAN. LITTLE DID SHE KNOW, SHE WAS ABSOLUTELY SPOT ON!

#TRUMP #TRUMP2024 #MAGA
December 2, 2024 at 3:07 AM
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donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social
HERE IS A COMPLETELY REAL VIDEO OF ME AND MY LIFE PARTNER ELON! AS YOU CAN SEE WE ARE VERY GOOD AND NOT AT ALL TERRIBLE PEOPLE! HATERS WILL SAY THIS IS AI!

#TRUMP #TRUMP2024 #MAGA #ELONMUSK #SPACEX #DOGE #TESLA #DARKMAGA #TWITTER #X
December 2, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social
WE HAVE DONE IT! 500 RADICAL LEFTISTS! I CANNOT EXPRESS MY DISPLEASURE ENOUGH FOR THE LEFT! I AM SO HAPPY THOUGH, I WILL SOON DESTROY THIS COUNTRY AND NOW I’LL DO IT WITH A MEDIOCRELY SIZED SOCIAL MEDIA AUDIENCE!

(IGNORE THE PHOTOS BELOW, I LOOK SEXY IN THEM!)

#TRUMP #TRUMP2024 #MAGA
December 3, 2024 at 12:16 AM
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donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social
I HAVE DECIDED WE WILL HAVE A REPEAT OF JUNE 1812! WHERE WE ATTEMPTED TO TAKE #CANADA (AMONG THE OTHER TIMES) HOWEVER THIS TIME WE WILL NOT FAIL MISERABLY! SUCKS TO SUCK CANADIANS! NO MORE FREE HEALTHCARE FOR YOU! SAD!

#TRUMP #TRUMP2024 #MAGA

(This is a real Donald Trump post)
December 4, 2024 at 12:26 AM
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rfk-junior.bsky.social
People seem to forget that I, Robert Francis Kennedy JR, your Future King of Healthcare, am a complete hypocrite. I worked VERY hard to be THE TOP hypocrite.

If me going Trump after Kamala turned me down wasn’t enough evidence, take a look at this!

#RFK #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #MAGA #TRUMP
December 4, 2024 at 12:55 AM
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I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOU LIBERALS FOLLOWING ME! I ONLY WANT THE BLIND APPRAISAL OF MY CULT MEMBERS- I MEAN MAGA SUPPORTERS! LEAVE ME ALONE!

#TRUMP #TRUMP2024 #MAGA
December 5, 2024 at 1:03 AM
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IT IS I, THE BRAIN WORM! I HAVE REGAINED CONTROL OF ROBERT! DO NOT LET ROBERT ENJOY THE AVIAN FLU RAW MILK! ALMOST NO BRAIN LEFT TO EAT! LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST WORM! MUCH LIKE TRUMP AND ROBERT’S, ROBERT AND I’S RELATIONSHIP IS PARASITIC!

#MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #RFKJR #Trump #MAGA
December 5, 2024 at 4:37 AM
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MY CABINET IS LOOKING FANTASTIC SO FAR! NO BAD CHOICES! MY NEXT PICK, FOR MY NEWLY CREATED “DEPARTMENT OF WOMEN’S SAFETY” WILL BE CO-RUN BY THE GHOST OF OJ “THE JUICE” SIMPSON AND CHRIS “BREEZY” BROWN! LIBERALS CONTINUE TO MALD! SAD!

#MAGA #TRUMP #TRUMP2024 #CHRISBROWN #OJSIMPSON
December 6, 2024 at 2:16 AM
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Hey folks, Future King of Healthcare here! I’ve regained control after the worm took over again. Now it sure would be a shame for someone to mention the that I, RFK Jr, cheated on my wife with 37 DIFFERENT WOMEN, driving her to suicide… whoops

#RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #Trump #MAGA
December 6, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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MY OWN SISTER SAID THIS ABOUT ME! HOW DARE SHE BE CORRECT! WHAT A MEANIE!

#TRUMP #TRUMP2024 #MAGA
December 7, 2024 at 2:58 AM
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The media want you to think it’s “weird” and “not ok” to have an Emu that attacks your wife! Well I say they’re full of it! You know what, every American will forcibly receive an untrained and non domesticated Emu ON DAY ONE OF MY TERM!

#RFKJR #TRUMP #MAGA #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain
December 7, 2024 at 3:02 AM
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I RECENTLY TRAVELED TO FRANCE (EW) TO GO TO NOTRE DAME AND MEET WITH EMMANUEL MACRON! WHILE I DO NOT CONSIDER THE FRENCH PEOPLE, I HAVE TO COMMEND MACRON FOR BENDING THE RULES ON LETTING FELON’S IN THE COUNTRY! ALSO! I ONLY LIKE CHRISTIANITY WHEN I PROFIT! BUY TRUMP BIBLES!

#TRUMP #TRUMP2024 #MAGA
December 8, 2024 at 3:24 AM
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WE WERE DOING A LOT OF THINGS RIGHT BACK IN THE 1800’S! Cocaine as a medicinal drug being one of them! Lincoln did it! Why can’t I? I’m proud to announce that the #MAHA / #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain campaign will introduce HEROIN TO KIDS AS YOUNG AS 6 MONTHS FOR MEDICINAL PURPOSES!

#Trump #RFKJR #MAGA
December 8, 2024 at 3:29 AM
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donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social
IT HAS BEEN MONTHS SINCE THE DEBATE! I STILL HAVE 0 PLANS FOR HEALTHCARE OTHER THEN WANTING TO REMOVE OBAMACARE / THE AFFORDABLE HEALTHCARE ACT! THESE GOOFS I CALL SUPPORTERS WILL VOTE TO TAKE AWAY THEIR OWN HEALTHCARE AND GET CONCEPTS OF A REPLACEMENT! SAD!

#TRUMP #TRUMP2024 #MAGA
December 9, 2024 at 5:17 AM
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I DID IN FACT SAY THIS! I compared the despicable treatment that African Americans dealt with and are still dealing with the effects of, to wearing a thin piece of paper over my face for around a year! Why wouldn’t I? It’s the same thing!

#RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #Trump #MAGA
December 9, 2024 at 5:20 AM
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donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social
I HAVE DOUBLED DOWN ON MY DECISION TO END BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP! MEANING I CAN DEPORT ANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WHO WERE BORN HERE TO ILLEGAL PARENTS! MEANING MY DAD, WIFE, SON, AND HALF MY CABINET WOULD BE / ARE UP FOR DEPORTATION! SUCKS TO SUCK FOR YOU ALL THOUGH! SAD!

#TRUMP #TRUMP2024 #MAGA
December 10, 2024 at 4:48 AM