I have receipts

Me: *Gollum breathes*
Her: *gets all flustered*
Me: "I'm literally doing the Gollum breathing thing"
Her: "I know and-.. it's kinda hot"

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the love of my life.

Real moment

I take my job as a teamleader very seriously

Lmao fuck off all the way to the moon

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie

Lmao thanks bud

A year later, I return

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