He’s so fucking weird. I can’t wait for the Orange skin peel to just fuck off out of everyone’s life.

Who was it that decided that we needed to give each other presents anyway?! Thanks a lot baby Jesus..

He’s very good at ‘soiling’ something.

Probably the best decision they’ve made in recent weeks.

Everything about Trump just screams cool. The orange makeup, the ill fitting suit, the bandaged hands, the verbal incontinence, the love of YMCA… he’s a cool, cool, guy

It’s Colonel Dumb Farker

Which tells you all you need to know about how f**ked UK politics is right now. Not a fan of Starmer, but compared to Badenoch, he is a political giant.

All because Fanta Fuhrer doesn’t like to have his feelings hurt. Pathetic country.

“Rachel Reeves ate my pet hamster”, says ex nursery classmate.

You’re such a bunch of clowns. Grow the fuck up.

“ Rachel Reeves ate my pet hamster”, says ex nursery classmate.

The press are an absolute joke.

‘And as he lay on the cross, the thief did say to Jesus, “you see! You see, Jesus?! No good can come from being an unemployed carpenter, dossing about with wastrels, and living off state handouts!”

Congrats to Liz Truss. You’re no longer the stupidest Tory leader in recent years. 👏

Thief on the cross:

“You see! you see, Jesus?! No good can come from being an unemployed carpenter and living off the Christian state handouts.”

Her brain is emptier than a eunuch’s underpants.

Why do we care so much about this? It seems only media types are having a fit of the vapours about this.

French fries, though??

“Sir, if Jesus Christ came back from the dead, you would till be more popu..oh wait.”

“New B2 Bomber Stealth burger. A burger so tasty, you won’t know what hit you!”

Cue music: doo doo doo doo doo “I’m loving it”