Gojira, King of Shibas
@seawarrior.bsky.social
My dogs are 柴犬の王、ゴジラ and Princess Sylvie the Benevolent.
I’m a retired Navy Chief Warrant Officer, aviator, globetrotter, itinerant dog walker, USC Trojan, and Oxford Comma aficionado.
I’m a retired Navy Chief Warrant Officer, aviator, globetrotter, itinerant dog walker, USC Trojan, and Oxford Comma aficionado.
That recording sounds so good, I can only imagine what it sounds like hearing it live. It looks like an amazing space for music, as so many of those older churches are.
December 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
That recording sounds so good, I can only imagine what it sounds like hearing it live. It looks like an amazing space for music, as so many of those older churches are.
As a consumer, I’m really looking forward to being able to shop for a new kidney on Craigslist and Temu.
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
As a consumer, I’m really looking forward to being able to shop for a new kidney on Craigslist and Temu.
“Music” doing some pretty heavy lifting right there.
December 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
“Music” doing some pretty heavy lifting right there.
And featuring Kevin Sorbo as Able Semen Herk “The Jerkoff” Hercules
December 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
And featuring Kevin Sorbo as Able Semen Herk “The Jerkoff” Hercules
Also, hilarious. 👍
December 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Also, hilarious. 👍
“GenAI, can I claim the lap dances I got at the jiggly room on my travel claim? I’m asking for a friend who’s a cabinet secretary.”
Jennay GIF
ALT: Jennay GIF
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December 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
“GenAI, can I claim the lap dances I got at the jiggly room on my travel claim? I’m asking for a friend who’s a cabinet secretary.”
If you mean she took turns pegging them, then yeah, I could see it.
December 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
If you mean she took turns pegging them, then yeah, I could see it.
Seems like it would be more on point for them to shift to the Cyrillic Alphabet.
December 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Seems like it would be more on point for them to shift to the Cyrillic Alphabet.
But she’ll have a fiery, articulate, “Congratulations to Senator-Elect Paxton” speech, so there’s that.
December 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
But she’ll have a fiery, articulate, “Congratulations to Senator-Elect Paxton” speech, so there’s that.
Very thoughtful of them to keep my Christmas cacti warm and cozy.
December 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Very thoughtful of them to keep my Christmas cacti warm and cozy.
A double-digit lead among the people least likely to vote isn’t gonna land the plane.
December 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
A double-digit lead among the people least likely to vote isn’t gonna land the plane.
No greater welfare fraud in the world than a shitbag like Stephen Miller being paid by taxpayers.
December 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
No greater welfare fraud in the world than a shitbag like Stephen Miller being paid by taxpayers.
“Today, on the next exciting episode of ‘Pot Meets Kettle’:
Marjorie Taylor Greene”
Marjorie Taylor Greene”
December 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
“Today, on the next exciting episode of ‘Pot Meets Kettle’:
Marjorie Taylor Greene”
Marjorie Taylor Greene”
It’s crazy. We have the same stupid shit in California. I appreciate very much what farmers do, but we need to be smarter about how we use water. I get tired of being told to conserve and then still have my rates skyrocket while we’re growing almonds to make fake milk and feed for Saudi Dairies.
December 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
It’s crazy. We have the same stupid shit in California. I appreciate very much what farmers do, but we need to be smarter about how we use water. I get tired of being told to conserve and then still have my rates skyrocket while we’re growing almonds to make fake milk and feed for Saudi Dairies.
I, too, am announcing my resignation as US Attorney for the State of New Jersey, effectively immediately, because it turns out that I never actually worked there, either.
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I, too, am announcing my resignation as US Attorney for the State of New Jersey, effectively immediately, because it turns out that I never actually worked there, either.
“Well, you’re a terrible president and a garbage human, so I guess you win.”
December 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
“Well, you’re a terrible president and a garbage human, so I guess you win.”
Exactly. Wait until the 2A folks find out what “A well-regulated militia” is and that they’re required to muster for drill on the village green every Saturday.
December 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Exactly. Wait until the 2A folks find out what “A well-regulated militia” is and that they’re required to muster for drill on the village green every Saturday.
“I swear, under penalty of perjury, that I have a pulse provided by a heart-like device.
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
“I swear, under penalty of perjury, that I have a pulse provided by a heart-like device.
I’m pretty high right now and I could watch that a couple dozen more times tonight.
December 8, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I’m pretty high right now and I could watch that a couple dozen more times tonight.
It’s like Pinocchio in reverse: Every time someone says something will be good for consumers, my wallet get smaller.
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
It’s like Pinocchio in reverse: Every time someone says something will be good for consumers, my wallet get smaller.
Stallone’s face looks like he’s been electrocuted.
December 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Stallone’s face looks like he’s been electrocuted.
Some come here to sit and think,
but
I come here to shit and stink.
but
I come here to shit and stink.
December 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Some come here to sit and think,
but
I come here to shit and stink.
but
I come here to shit and stink.