Lala
seawardmatriarch.bsky.social
Lala
@seawardmatriarch.bsky.social
Opinions heavily influenced by the last time I ate. Currently fixating on homesteading and Yellowjackets. 🌲🐝🔪
Need someone else to understand how devastating the lyric “Another fortnight lost in America,” is.
February 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The entire ‘teen’ cast of Yellowjackets actually being my age is mindfucking
February 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Almost 30 aka almost time to get my septum pierced
February 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Who tasked the girl with the limited musical taste range of ‘kill yourself, do drugs, shake some ass, and Taylor Swift’ to make a playlist for the office?
February 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Need a self-help book on how to cope with when medical professionals start to be your age and younger
February 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
What do they call someone that thinks about Forrest Gump at least 3 times a day? Asking for a friend.
February 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
need an astrology they/them to tell me why the urge to get baby bangs in February is so strong
February 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The entire bus right now is just girls watching TikTok and reading smut on their kindles

This might be what world peace looks like
February 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
an easy fix to most of my problems would be just getting up earlier, but the 15 year old in me refuses and I’m scared of her.
January 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Just had an ad pop up that was like “still hibernating? Check out these spring favs”

Like baby it’s not even February leave me alone to rot
January 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM