Parents probably thought it was some kind of religious pamphlet but it had Godzilla on the cover so hopefully they figured it out.

I bet there’s an incriminating photo somewhere. Poor kid.

We gave them out again this year. Kids were slightly confused. 😂

I once put soy milk in my water instead of my coffee and put the coffee pot in the refrigerator. Good times.

They don’t have your whimsical smile though.

…Sigh

I suck, I just own that I suck.

Frozen banana covered in chocolate even better.

It would just be embarrassing if it wasn’t so terrifying. No one is even speaking on the Supreme Court. We are fucked there for at least 50 years unless another pandemic wipes them out or a meteor? #optimism

Agreed. Between RFK and this guy alone.

😂

Someone’s trying to get laid.