Seaton Quaker
@seatonquaker.bsky.social
Wednesday’s child is full of woe. Less than perfect…
How did you get shit stains on your teeth?
February 8, 2026 at 6:53 PM
How did you get shit stains on your teeth?
And they say women are the fairest sex 🤷♂️
February 3, 2026 at 9:21 PM
And they say women are the fairest sex 🤷♂️
The bible wants a word. Other religious fairy story books are available.
February 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
The bible wants a word. Other religious fairy story books are available.
Other deities are available.
January 30, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Other deities are available.
It’s all about the correct work-life balance. Congratulations.
January 30, 2026 at 5:40 PM
It’s all about the correct work-life balance. Congratulations.
Nice one Thomas 👍🏻
January 30, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Nice one Thomas 👍🏻
Cock ‘n ball story
January 30, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Cock ‘n ball story
Calm down David Jacobs.
January 23, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Calm down David Jacobs.
Generation ‘E’ prototype.
a bald man in a blue shirt is making a funny face .
ALT: a bald man in a blue shirt is making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Generation ‘E’ prototype.
Ok Howard Hughes. And be surrounded by Mormons as well.
January 19, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Ok Howard Hughes. And be surrounded by Mormons as well.
Trump’s hair colour is dehydrated chick pee yellow.
That’s me not getting in to the USA for the World Cup 🏴
That’s me not getting in to the USA for the World Cup 🏴
January 18, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Trump’s hair colour is dehydrated chick pee yellow.
That’s me not getting in to the USA for the World Cup 🏴
That’s me not getting in to the USA for the World Cup 🏴
You are Frankie Dettori and I claim my £5
January 14, 2026 at 3:21 PM
You are Frankie Dettori and I claim my £5
You’re doing it all wrong.
a close up of a woman 's face with a poster in the background that says sky
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a poster in the background that says sky
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 12:47 PM
You’re doing it all wrong.
That’ll be a challenging wank for him.
January 13, 2026 at 1:19 PM
That’ll be a challenging wank for him.
Add in the following: candy, trash, cookies and twot.
January 3, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Add in the following: candy, trash, cookies and twot.
You must be shitting bricks when you’re on the loo.
December 31, 2025 at 1:32 PM
You must be shitting bricks when you’re on the loo.
Only slightly a better grouping than custard cousins 💦
December 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Only slightly a better grouping than custard cousins 💦
And with the greens, women have a chance of getting bigger tits thanks to zany Zack’s hypnotic mind tricks. Fucking clown.
December 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
And with the greens, women have a chance of getting bigger tits thanks to zany Zack’s hypnotic mind tricks. Fucking clown.
With a leader who thinks he can increase women’s breast sizes with his mind. Surely a vote winner 🤔
December 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
With a leader who thinks he can increase women’s breast sizes with his mind. Surely a vote winner 🤔
And less jizz in them if you’ve made it yourself 👍🏻
December 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
And less jizz in them if you’ve made it yourself 👍🏻