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seapies72.bsky.social
@seapies72.bsky.social
Liberal in a red county, cheer mom, Gen x, business owner, serial internet lurker, dog & cat lover, fascinated by mushrooms but think they’re gross.
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Hi, I’m God.

You all died in 2016.

And yes, this is Hell.
January 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Can gas stations normalize and not asking us if we want a car wash, and to sign up for their rewards cards, when it’s 17° outside? I just wanna get gas as quickly as possible. #coldaf #justwantgas #windchill
December 21, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Does anyone else look for gifts they can regift at their office white elephant party or just me? I look around and think “oh, MIL would like that and then that’s one more crossed of the list” so I go for those presents. Bonus if there’s also a booze component that I can also enjoy!
December 20, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Saw that Beninati jersey last night in the stands, I so want one!! #CAPS #wasingtoncapitals #nhl #joeb #beninanti #hockey #christmaswishlist
December 7, 2024 at 2:10 PM
I’m an internal monologue thinker. Always having a running commentary going, mostly conversations with myself, but often enough a song loops in the dialogue. It still blows my mind that half the people out there don’t think like this.
December 6, 2024 at 3:16 AM
I count my steps to pieces of furniture in a room, count stairs, never turn on lights when I wake up in the middle of the night, preferring instead to test my spatial awareness (and spare my eyes from the light). I also put my finger inside the top edge of my cup when…
December 6, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Joe Beninati is the best hockey sportscaster out there. I really want him to follow me around all day broadcasting my movements with the wit and energy he puts into the CAPS games!
December 4, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Apple pie Al-a-mode is a perfectly acceptable breakfast/lunch/dinner the day after Thanksgiving!
November 29, 2024 at 10:05 PM
When you text your QR code what are you expecting will happen here?
November 24, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Just finished watching Sugar on Apple+, between that and Penguin on Max I’m realizing I’ve somehow over looked Colin Farrell.
What is the next project of his I should give a go?
November 23, 2024 at 11:54 AM
Remember when you were young and just figuring out how your body fit in with another’s, and you would think to yourself, man snuggling would be so much better if I could just detach this one awkward arm and hang it on the wall for a little while.
November 23, 2024 at 4:34 AM
“I could do that” I thought as I watched the amateur comics at the winery tonight. I mean, people are often telling me that I’m too serious, and I think too much. And true when people laugh at me it’s usually unintentional, but yeah, I could do that…
November 22, 2024 at 3:41 AM